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i've got this this one actually would be

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good this has happened twice in a row

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i'm gonna start with this one

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um there apparently was a massive

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pool noodle fight

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over who gets to use the name josh this

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is a real story

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a pool noodle fight

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okay sounds very controversial

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bring this up on uh screen here so we

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all can enjoy this together

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all right yes

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headline pool noodle fight over the name

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josh again attracts hundreds

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i love that headline

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okay a couple hundred people grab their

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pool noodles those are like the big like

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almost like kind of nerf things that are

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like floatation devices yeah people with

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them it's industrial pipe insulation

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they just had color and suddenly it's a

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pool noodle oh okay what an ingenious

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idea is that was that on shark tank

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i don't know if they put that on there

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well a couple hundred people grabbed

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their pool noodles and headed to a

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nebraska park again again this weekend

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to battle over the

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right to the name josh

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the event started out as an online joke

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when josh schwang from tucson arizona

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sent out a tweet challenging anyone who

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shared his name to fight over it

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after it took on the life of zone swain

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turned into a real event last year

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at the random coordinates he included in

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his original note uh which happened to

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be lincoln nebraska

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uh quote the enthusiasm from everyone

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here is just incredible swain told the

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lincoln journal star

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several other competitors this year

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donned costumes including masks animal

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suits and football helmets before

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heading out to the bowling lake park how

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do you swim with a like a football

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helmet on

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i might just drown walk in the water on

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the trail i don't think they were

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swimming no

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they're using pool noodles though i just

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assumed that there was going to be some

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sort of water involved there's not so

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actually i'd say drop you can you can

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stop reading at this point and i dropped

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a link into the carrot shop of footage

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of the event this is from last year this

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is the first one in 2021. okay let's

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take a look at these [\h__\h]

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uh it's a new it's a news story i'll

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play the news story

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gotta get context here and it was a

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battle of a lifetime in lincoln today

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hashtag josh fight started as a pandemic

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joke but instead turned into an event

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watched by thousands across the country

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reporter yousef nassar takes us to

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lincoln for the unusual josh fight that

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it was an absolute josh pitt at lincoln

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air park on saturday big

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spider josh little josh a plethora of

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josh's gathered from all over the

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country to compete in the ultimate

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showdown i'm coming from minnesota i'm

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coming all the way from dallas so i'm

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four and a half hours to be here and of

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course the man who started it all josh

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swain of arizona i'm feeling josh pretty

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insane right now it's kind of out of

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body right now i honestly couldn't

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really tell you this is damn exciting

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at the moment a year ago swain took to

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facebook and challenged as many josh

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swains as he could to a battle royale

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the winner would earn the right to keep

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the name as the idea went viral swain

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decided to use the opportunity to

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contribute to charity the lincoln food

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bank and the children's hospital and

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medical center josh wayne of omaha took

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a year to prepare and competed in an

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epic duel of rock paper scissors best of

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swain emerged victorious i found another

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josh swain that was amazing did not

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expect that to happen and i came on top

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that's when the real competition began

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josh's from all over gathered in a

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circle to compete in a noodle fight

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when pimp's on shows about pimps and

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they gave it to the kid he didn't even

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battle this is such like a

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oh my god if people like likes like bet

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my money on this the the fix was in for

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the beginning

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there's no way this kid won

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he's like four foot he's probably 10

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years old i think it's like five or six

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too old for joe biden he's not he's not

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an anti-racist kid no he's not an

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eight-time anti-racist baby that's for

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so i dropped a second link in the carrot

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shop it should start at 19 seconds it's

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just footage of the fight so this is

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this year

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you can tell because they're not wearing

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masks they're back again to fight it out

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uh this is still better than the

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prequels okay

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early saturday morning the united army

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of showed up once again to fight it out

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how they battle it out you ask the best

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way for josh is to duel in a pulling

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little battle hi everybody i used to be

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named josh but i lost the name josh last

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year in the josh fight so maybe i can

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reclaim it this year i think i'm going

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to win this year minnie josh's sought

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after the tightly held crown from big to

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but the winner of last year's josh feitz

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said he wasn't giving up his title so

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easy how do you think you're gonna win

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what's your plan

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um by everyone little josh had some big

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competition with captain josh sparrow

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fighting for the top spot and after a

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one-on-one fight to the finish little

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josh preville yet again keeping his

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lincoln will always be home to the fight

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and plans to continue the battle next

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year hopefully prove that it's kind of a

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sustainable event that we can keep going

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consistently throughout um each year oh

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all right it turned it into some sort of

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charity event there's no blood there's

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some autistic josh who doesn't have a

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sense of humor who showed up with like

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an actual pipe and just heard it yeah

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like some sort of real gladiatorial

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combat here that kid runs out with the

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uh with the trophy this guy just runs

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out there and clocks them yeah really

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start kicking teeth and knocking heads

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that's what i'm thinking didn't they

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have cheating in boxing where they would

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put like metal and [\h__\h] sure gloves back

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in the day

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that's what i'm thinking you put like a

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a rot a copper pipe oh yeah [\h__\h] in

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there right in one of those pool noodles

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yeah yeah the guy runs out there with a

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knocking 11 year olds out left and right

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yeah there's no i don't see any like

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really beefy guys like i don't think

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there's the word spread to biker gangs

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yet if you can get like there's got to

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be some biker gangs with his name you

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or that's only if you're fighting for

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the right to the name randy or something

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hulk hogan should change his name to

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josh swain just to compete in this and

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then he can start really knocking some

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heads that's for damn sure were there

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any big wrestlers in the past who had

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the names josh

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i don't think so joe would know there's

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anything i watched a lot of wrestling

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not that i know of i gave up with this

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you know stone cold era what about the

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ultimate josh

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there you go yeah do you what your ideas

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your beliefs to live forever

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i don't know what beliefs josh wayne has

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but uh they might live forever they're

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probably more coherent than that of the

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ultimate warrior probably the ultimate

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plowing people over

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clotheslining people chugging beer

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josh hogan's good stone cold uh

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josh steve is good no it's gonna be it's

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gotta be uh hollywood hulk josh

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macho josh

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these are all good names macho man randy

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josh the animal steel it could work

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all that stuff superfly jimmy josh

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like i there's some people dressed up in

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like over the top you know i didn't see

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any klingons i didn't see any like

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people dressed up as star trek or star

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wars no one from the prequel scratching

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it hasn't gotten weird enough there was

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people dressed like prequels were they

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yeah they were people thought they were

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a jedi running around their [\h__\h]

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floppy pool noodles

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uh that looks better than the prequels

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you got a floppy lightsaber kid yeah all

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right kid you gotta

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sometimes it happens to us when we get

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older like this is yeah

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it's not what it used to be that's for

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lightsaber only stays lit for a couple

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of minutes once or twice a week

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kids that's why you never have obi-wan

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kenobi give advice about lightsabers to

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luke shows up and you got creepy old man

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who's just giving him life advice but

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it's all like what's gonna go wrong when

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you're 60. the lightsaber gets all

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droopy and you can barely go to the

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bathroom anymore

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get up six times a night yeah just kind

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get all rashy

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you got tattooey pox

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it's always scratchy

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shingles that's your uncle talking

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all right so i got some food related

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stuff i have a this story's not really

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oddball stuff but um

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i got mcdonald's and wendy's getting

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sued because their burgers look bigger

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in

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ads i i have a story i don't know if you

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saw my top one a guy who who mailed

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himself from australia

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did it work

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uh yeah it's pretty weird i'm gonna i'm

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gonna preempt you right here because i

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this is on my top notes is it lost in

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the mail

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well this there's a story about this

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there's a is a good story about this

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so man who posted himself home from

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australia in a box took took laxatives

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to stop pooing for days

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yeah that's what i thought i thought

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laxatives make you go

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so i mean so i did he take the laxatives

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and then get into the box

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and so he he was just violently shooting

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himself on the the entire ride back to

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uh the uk he's like this was a bad idea

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so i have to ask the question was this

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guy from prague per chance uh man who

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posted himself back to the uk from

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australia in the 1960s has revealed that

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he took a load of laxatives to stop his

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box overflowing with waste during the

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five day

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uh

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journey

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okay i got a bad feeling about this

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i i think don't don't glasses make you

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go they don't like blacklight right

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unless he was trying to just clear

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himself out and prep but then he'd be

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like super dehydrated yeah exactly

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that's not the best way to travel in a

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box

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you want to be really hydrated so uh

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brian robson's who is 76 originally from

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wales moved to australia when he was 19

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years old and worked for victoria uh

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victorian uh railways

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but uh tiring of the life down under

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brian hatched upon a plan to return

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himself to the uk in 1965 in extremely

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desperate circumstances

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realizing that a train ticket would be

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700 pounds which was unaffordable on his

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monthly salary wait a train ticket

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that's what it says train you can't how

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did you train from australia am i

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reading the story from a different

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parallel dimension what's happening

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what kind of planet that i wake up in

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well there you go

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uh what's this guy's name

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brian

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josh

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uh he realized 700 pounds which was

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unaffordable on his monthly salary brian

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hands upon a plan to seal himself in a

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wooden crate it to travel from australia

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to the uk

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to avoid paying the high price to get

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home he decided instead to convince two

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men from ireland to help him stow

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stowaway on on a freight train okay the

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two male the two men nailed brian inside

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the crate which had been outfitted with

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a pillow a suitcase and a book of beetle

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songs

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why is he reading lyrics from the the

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beatles or is it a book of songs sung by

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actual insects i don't know it's just

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chirp chirp chirp chirp over and over

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they didn't they didn't even give a

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bucket to crap in like he's got a pillow

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i guess you crap in your pillow maybe

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one of those guys said um you know

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because they're irish don't trust them

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but he said hey uh take this pill it'll

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help you stop pooping

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so uh the journey itself uh was quite

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horrific

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it took five days in preparation brian

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took laxatives for three days beforehand

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to avoid any accidents

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his iris accomplices had labeled the

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small wooden box as a computer and

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booked them on to a quasi flight

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from melbourne to london without a hitch

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so oh my god a computer i mean they

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would just throw that thing around they

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don't care

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i'm still confused by the train thing

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yeah the train's not making a lot of

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sense but

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however in route home the crate was

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transferred to a pan am flight because

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the original plane was full instead of

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london brian was headed

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for la and found himself stored in a

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freight shed where after five days he

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was too weak to hammer himself out

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what a [\h__\h] yeah

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why don't you mail yourself right

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[\h__\h] just throw a stamp on your

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[\h__\h] forehead dummy like everybody

365
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else just wear a t-shirt with a stamp on

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it shove me in the overhead i'll be fine

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so he's uh

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too weak in la to hammer himself out

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luckily for brian a man looked through a

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hole in the wooden knot in the

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in the chest

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and they caught each other's eye some

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sort of glory eye yeah this guy going

374
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around like a good glory hole over there

375
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just sticking his finger in holes

376
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yeah meeting different people doing

377
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weird stuff yeah exactly check out the

378
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hole in this box uh he jumped back

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and he said there's somebody in there

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brian spent five days recovering in the

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hospital and was questioned by the fbi

382
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not too long after he was released and

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allowed to fly in a passenger jet back

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to the uk without any legal action taken

385
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against him

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by the then acting minister of

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immigration

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uh when back in the uk brian wrote to

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the two men who ate it in his plan

390
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but they never responded

391
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denial seven are they gonna turn this

392
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into a movie

393
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they should tom hank should do this

394
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movie oh this would be good tom hanks

395
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one yeah just a man in a box

396
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traveling call it that

397
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and the box okay

398
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all right seriously here's how you

399
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change it though i'm going to i'm going

400
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to flip it up on you i'll flip it on a

401
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little bit

402
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instead of from australia he's from

403
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prague czechoslovakia i'm sorry prague

404
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czech republic

405
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so you can name the movie the checks in

406
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the mail

407
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what'd you do

408
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disappointed

409
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uh he documented his journey in a book

410
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the crate escape

411
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that's better cratchit how come he gets

412
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great escape and you guys can be [\h__\h]

413
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for the checks in the mail wrong

414
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if he was we don't he's not we don't

415
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even know if he's czechoslovakia we'd

416
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have to write that into the story or is

417
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he but was he actually escaping

418
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um

419
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well here's the other thing i would name

420
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it the train from australia how about

421
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that no picture

422
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okay

423
00:15:57,910 --> 00:15:56,880
how about how about thank god for glory

424
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holes

425
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i mean of course

426
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or more just i really hit the glory hole

427
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:03,680
on this one yeah i can always get behind

428
00:16:10,629 --> 00:16:06,240
and in front of a glory hole how about

429
00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:12,629
i'd go see that movie [\h__\h] yourself to

430
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freedom

431
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[\h__\h] the gay away

432
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[Music]

433
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:22,320
how's that i don't know

434
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:23,920
i don't know if that's applicable to the

435
00:16:27,269 --> 00:16:25,680
actual story but i'm sure we could work

436
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it in if we get the right people to get

437
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:29,920
away from the box

438
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:32,480
okay see jesus christ it works on a lot

439
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:34,160
of different levels there joe we are

440
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:36,800
swirling around the bowl now

441
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:38,800
works on a lot of different levels there

442
00:16:41,990 --> 00:16:40,160
huh

443
00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:42,000
uh frightening me suggest check this

444
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crate um i also like uh unchecked

445
00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:47,040
luggage maybe that one that one's not

446
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:48,720
bad

447
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:50,880
what about lost and found

448
00:16:54,710 --> 00:16:52,480
it could be more of like a you know a

449
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:54,720
family it's like a lifetime movie yeah

450
00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:56,240
yeah where they go so it's gonna be a

451
00:16:59,189 --> 00:16:57,680
woman who rescues them and then takes

452
00:17:01,269 --> 00:16:59,199
them home and they fall in love there

453
00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:01,279
you go

454
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:09,750
his shoes are full he did he so he took

455
00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:12,240
the laxes beforehand so he dehydrated

456
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:14,880
himself so he was like all out of

457
00:17:19,829 --> 00:17:16,880
[\h__\h] and he didn't have enough [\h__\h] in

458
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his body to survive on

459
00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:21,120
i'm surprised he just didn't like take a

460
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lot of sleeping pills and i can't try to

461
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:24,559
sleep through that and then

462
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i i know i'm kind of curious i want to

463
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:27,360
read his book now because once you're

464
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:29,679
flying wouldn't you be extremely cold up

465
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:30,880
in the uh

466
00:17:34,789 --> 00:17:32,720
high altitudes yeah

467
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:34,799
dogs die like that yeah

468
00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:38,000
joe biden flies all his dogs like that

469
00:17:41,590 --> 00:17:40,080
so does mitt romney yeah mitt romney's

470
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trapped into the car straps to the top

471
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of the plane yeah

472
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[Laughter]

473
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:46,880
there's know he can't say like i don't

474
00:17:52,630 --> 00:17:48,960
need this [\h__\h] because apparently he did

475
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he doesn't have a [\h__\h] yeah yeah

476
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i lost this [\h__\h] donate this [\h__\h] we got

477
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[\h__\h] in a lot of places yeah there's a

478
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,510
look at this [\h__\h]

479
00:18:11,270 --> 00:18:09,029
they didn't even give him a bucket okay

480
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:11,280
chris what's your next story

481
00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:13,120
uh all right so i'll let you guys pick

482
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the i have to go with this i've got um

483
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:17,919
mcdonald's and wendy's getting sued

484
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because their burgers look better in ads

485
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and they do in real life okay i've got

486
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:23,919
an unholy alliance between ritz crackers

487
00:18:29,510 --> 00:18:26,160
and oreo cookies huh

488
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and i've got a uh um contest from heinz

489
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offering money for their your for your

490
00:18:36,710 --> 00:18:34,559
best burger creation we do do we we do a

491
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lot of heinz news

492
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:38,799
you know we did the best burger creation

493
00:18:42,549 --> 00:18:40,960
sounds like a self-indulgent load of

494
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[\h__\h]

495
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:44,480
um oh yeah it's a contest so it's gonna

496
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be two do you want rich crackers and

497
00:18:49,909 --> 00:18:48,640
oreos unholy hybrid what was what was

498
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:49,919
the first one

499
00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:51,840
uh mcdonald's and wendy's getting sued

500
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because their burgers look better in

501
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photos than they do in real life i mean

502
00:18:58,230 --> 00:18:56,240
that's like kind of obvious i would

503
00:18:59,990 --> 00:18:58,240
think so what else do you have what's

504
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:00,000
behind doors can we join that lawsuit as

505
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a class action

506
00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:03,440
um i don't know we'd probably look into

507
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:04,799
i didn't read the whole story i skimmed

508
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:06,720
through it um

509
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:08,400
how about one about uh shake shack

510
00:19:13,430 --> 00:19:09,840
trying to trick people into eating

511
00:19:17,909 --> 00:19:15,510
and i got this vr story what about the

512
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one that showed up in uh

513
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the the the

514
00:19:24,470 --> 00:19:20,799
the guy who was blocking the

515
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:24,480
drive-through over uh egg mcmuffin yeah

516
00:19:28,789 --> 00:19:27,120
that's just a guy being a dick okay

517
00:19:30,630 --> 00:19:28,799
and he's in the uk and i don't care i'm

518
00:19:32,789 --> 00:19:30,640
throwing my hands up you yeah i think

519
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:32,799
gretchen is gonna pick i think this is

520
00:19:36,070 --> 00:19:34,640
this is his time to shine

521
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:36,080
oh god put a lot put a lot of pressure

522
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:37,520
on me i'm gonna go with this one because

523
00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:44,710
it's as bad as you think it is okay yeah

524
00:19:49,669 --> 00:19:47,360
no i'm go i wanna see this now

525
00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:49,679
okay i love ritz crackers i used to love

526
00:19:55,590 --> 00:19:52,400
oreos don't like sweets anymore well

527
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:55,600
rich crackers and oreo cookies unveil

528
00:19:58,070 --> 00:19:56,640
new

529
00:19:59,750 --> 00:19:58,080
retsorio

530
00:20:01,590 --> 00:19:59,760
treat that's some good news on that

531
00:20:03,029 --> 00:20:01,600
front no they might as well call it

532
00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:03,039
monkey oreo

533
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:05,440
so it's got a rich cracker on top which

534
00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:07,440
probably provides the salty goodness you

535
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:09,520
got the uh

536
00:20:13,990 --> 00:20:11,520
the filling and then the traditional

537
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:14,000
oreo cookie on the bottom and you dip it

538
00:20:16,789 --> 00:20:15,200
in hummus

539
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:16,799
oh my gosh

540
00:20:21,110 --> 00:20:18,960
put some hot sauce on it

541
00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:21,120
jesus christ this just sounds terrible

542
00:20:25,909 --> 00:20:21,840
like

543
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:25,919
agreed to it well i tweeted about it i

544
00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:28,320
didn't think they were gonna do it but

545
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:30,400
you guys should take a ritz and an oreo

546
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:32,320
and put them together

547
00:20:36,470 --> 00:20:34,159
snack brands rich crackers and oreo

548
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:36,480
cookies are teaming

549
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:39,200
or i guess teaming up for the support

550
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:41,600
ours for the release of their new ritz

551
00:20:46,950 --> 00:20:44,320
it's like ritz x oreo a first of its

552
00:20:48,710 --> 00:20:46,960
kind sweet and savory product matched

553
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:48,720
that one part that is one part which

554
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:50,640
rich cracker and one part oreo cookie

555
00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:52,320
actually it's like two parts oreo and

556
00:20:56,789 --> 00:20:54,480
one parts rich because

557
00:20:58,070 --> 00:20:56,799
it's got the oreo filling oh but it's i

558
00:20:59,909 --> 00:20:58,080
think it's got peanut butter in there

559
00:21:01,750 --> 00:20:59,919
too add a peanut butter since when did

560
00:21:03,909 --> 00:21:01,760
ritz come with peanut butter this is

561
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:03,919
[\h__\h] rich should have cheese and it

562
00:21:08,549 --> 00:21:05,440
should be cheese in there making this

563
00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:08,559
absolutely terrible this is [\h__\h] yes

564
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:10,320
i agree that's what i was thinking

565
00:21:12,470 --> 00:21:11,280
cheese

566
00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:12,480
and cream

567
00:21:16,789 --> 00:21:14,960
but that would be terrible

568
00:21:19,430 --> 00:21:16,799
but i think there's probably people

569
00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:19,440
since bread and crackers are close

570
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:22,240
peanut butter makes sense and so i i

571
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:23,679
have to imagine

572
00:21:27,270 --> 00:21:25,760
there is an appeal here

573
00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:27,280
limited edition

574
00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:30,000
ritz oreo features one rich cracker in

575
00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:32,960
one oreo chocolate wafer sandwich

576
00:21:39,510 --> 00:21:36,080
insane layers of smooth peanut butter

577
00:21:40,470 --> 00:21:39,520
and the original oreo cream so you got

578
00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:40,480
the

579
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:45,360
oreo cream it just sounds gross fans

580
00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:47,280
will be able to get their hands on one

581
00:21:52,070 --> 00:21:49,600
free pack of this limited edition treat

582
00:21:53,990 --> 00:21:52,080
starting 12 p.m eastern standard time on

583
00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:54,000
thursday that's tomorrow so if you guys

584
00:21:59,669 --> 00:21:55,760
listen to this in the morning you can

585
00:22:02,789 --> 00:21:59,679
get it by visiting oreos or oreo.com

586
00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:02,799
for slash ritz all you have to do is pay

587
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:05,280
four dollars for shipping and uh you

588
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:07,520
have to ask fact fast because uh things

589
00:22:12,310 --> 00:22:10,640
will be going very quickly so why didn't

590
00:22:13,669 --> 00:22:12,320
they why did oreos team up with

591
00:22:16,789 --> 00:22:13,679
lunchables

592
00:22:19,430 --> 00:22:16,799
and have a half oreo and a half cracker

593
00:22:22,149 --> 00:22:19,440
with a piece of like nasty salami on it

594
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:23,270
i was like

595
00:22:26,549 --> 00:22:24,880
eat it eat it

596
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:26,559
as we're just mixing [\h__\h] together that

597
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:28,400
like 12 year olds find in in the

598
00:22:31,590 --> 00:22:29,520
cupboard because they don't haven't you

599
00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:31,600
know i'm sitting i'm tired for myself

600
00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:32,799
i'm setting a timer for myself then i'm

601
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:34,640
not ordered to this honestly i don't

602
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:36,720
think it would be a bad idea i would be

603
00:22:40,950 --> 00:22:38,640
interested i i mean

604
00:22:42,230 --> 00:22:40,960
it's not keto friendly so i'll say that

605
00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:42,240
up front but

606
00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:44,240
i would be interested in how it tastes i

607
00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:46,240
feel like it could be good

608
00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:47,919
this is how

609
00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:50,240
monkey pox starts with this

610
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:52,320
release the monkey box

611
00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:53,840
are you gonna be like that guy who shits

612
00:22:57,350 --> 00:22:56,240
himself in a box after eating this thing

613
00:22:59,190 --> 00:22:57,360
yeah

614
00:23:03,590 --> 00:22:59,200
you piece of [\h__\h]

615
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:05,190
uh i think i'm gonna i'm gonna order

616
00:23:08,710 --> 00:23:06,480
this one

617
00:23:10,630 --> 00:23:08,720
i'm gonna put this in my phone i'm

618
00:23:12,549 --> 00:23:10,640
creating an alert

619
00:23:15,190 --> 00:23:12,559
and wake up in the middle of the night

620
00:23:18,310 --> 00:23:15,200
honey what's wrong okay

621
00:23:21,270 --> 00:23:18,320
it's 1201 am i need these i gotta order

622
00:23:26,950 --> 00:23:24,710
uh putting cheese on an oreo

623
00:23:29,029 --> 00:23:26,960
what the hell this is just god

624
00:23:30,789 --> 00:23:29,039
you could imagine too dip it in a jelly

625
00:23:32,870 --> 00:23:30,799
i'd go [\h__\h] berserk if i were gonna

626
00:23:34,470 --> 00:23:32,880
let myself do this how much stuff are

627
00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:34,480
you putting on you're gonna put a pickle

628
00:23:38,870 --> 00:23:36,799
on it too what the hell i gotta say the

629
00:23:41,990 --> 00:23:38,880
branding is nice on this the packaging

630
00:23:43,909 --> 00:23:42,000
it looks like a solid package

631
00:23:45,350 --> 00:23:43,919
i got it up on screen right here joe

632
00:23:46,630 --> 00:23:45,360
you're a brand new design guy you gotta

633
00:23:48,149 --> 00:23:46,640
look at this package you gotta say

634
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:48,159
that's not enticing that doesn't look

635
00:23:53,029 --> 00:23:50,640
good it's really good it's red and blue

636
00:23:55,669 --> 00:23:53,039
and it's got red white and blue which is

637
00:23:57,029 --> 00:23:55,679
a good thing everybody loves that

638
00:23:59,430 --> 00:23:57,039
american flag

639
00:24:02,789 --> 00:23:59,440
but it comes together like a venn

640
00:24:04,630 --> 00:24:02,799
diagram and it it works

641
00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:04,640
i would say that this is marketing

642
00:24:09,029 --> 00:24:07,120
genius and it'll be it's not like new

643
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:09,039
coke kind of [\h__\h] this is the kind of

644
00:24:12,870 --> 00:24:10,480
[\h__\h] that it's like

645
00:24:15,269 --> 00:24:12,880
this is when food could go viral and

646
00:24:16,710 --> 00:24:15,279
yeah maybe the you know that white

647
00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:16,720
cookie layer is

648
00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:17,840
monkey

649
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:19,760
all right i just set my alarm

650
00:24:25,990 --> 00:24:22,400
and so i got alarm going off tomorrow at

651
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:26,000
11 55 a.m eastern standard time

652
00:24:31,269 --> 00:24:29,520
to remind me to hop on this website

653
00:24:33,110 --> 00:24:31,279
or you could just go to kroger and buy

654
00:24:35,110 --> 00:24:33,120
these things yourself this is limited

655
00:24:36,870 --> 00:24:35,120
edition cratchit yeah it's impossible

656
00:24:38,789 --> 00:24:36,880
for you to buy rich crackers and also

657
00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:38,799
oreos and then make them fit together i

658
00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:41,600
can't do it i don't have the technology

659
00:24:44,830 --> 00:24:43,600
we don't have the cookie technology what

660
00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:44,840
would you mix with

661
00:24:49,590 --> 00:24:46,400
pringles

662
00:24:51,110 --> 00:24:49,600
would have to put on uh some mayonnaise

663
00:24:53,830 --> 00:24:51,120
just right on top of the pringle [\h__\h]

664
00:24:58,549 --> 00:24:53,840
yeah and this is a success that we're

665
00:25:01,350 --> 00:24:59,990
people are going to start going through

666
00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:01,360
all the brands that they own and just

667
00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:03,200
seeing what they can mix together

668
00:25:07,110 --> 00:25:04,320
yeah uh

669
00:25:09,590 --> 00:25:07,120
some pickles uh so pickle lily flavored

670
00:25:13,990 --> 00:25:09,600
uh lucky charms

671
00:25:16,070 --> 00:25:14,000
vaseline in fritos oh okay

672
00:25:19,029 --> 00:25:16,080
put it put anything together

673
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:19,039
well i mean there is a turducken

674
00:25:22,230 --> 00:25:20,720
you know what i mean like this is not

675
00:25:24,470 --> 00:25:22,240
something that people want to do this

676
00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:24,480
[\h__\h] all the time like there's so many i

677
00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:26,480
think there's like i don't know a dozen

678
00:25:30,950 --> 00:25:28,480
places in austin where they got donut

679
00:25:33,029 --> 00:25:30,960
burgers you know they cut the donut

680
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:33,039
like a bun and then they throw a burger

681
00:25:36,950 --> 00:25:34,880
in there and you're like i'm not fat and

682
00:25:40,390 --> 00:25:36,960
i eat goddamn it

683
00:25:45,510 --> 00:25:43,190
uh okay i i like the story it's fine

684
00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:45,520
it's good for you and it tastes good the

685
00:25:52,549 --> 00:25:48,880
canadians they like to put gravy uh on

686
00:25:53,430 --> 00:25:52,559
fries right what is that one poutine

687
00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:53,440
uh

688
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:55,760
i i know vladimir

689
00:25:59,110 --> 00:25:57,440
they do weird stuff up there with their

690
00:26:00,710 --> 00:25:59,120
fries that's for sure but mayo and

691
00:26:02,789 --> 00:26:00,720
everything

692
00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:02,799
so the dutch and i actually like it i

693
00:26:06,549 --> 00:26:04,320
remember when i was a kid people were

694
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:06,559
like what the [\h__\h] are you doing my mom

695
00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:08,159
would go to the bowling alley and i

696
00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:10,960
would beg people for quarters and uh my

697
00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:13,200
mom would order fries and [\h__\h] and she

698
00:26:16,230 --> 00:26:14,880
would always ask for a mayonnaise wait a

699
00:26:17,750 --> 00:26:16,240
second you go around asking people for

700
00:26:20,230 --> 00:26:17,760
quarters at the bowling alley [\h__\h] yeah

701
00:26:22,549 --> 00:26:20,240
dude i was begging for quarters

702
00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:22,559
i was born to be homeless

703
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:23,520
oh

704
00:26:26,390 --> 00:26:25,360
so you why'd you want the quarters for

705
00:26:29,190 --> 00:26:26,400
to play the

706
00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:29,200
donkey kong elevator action

707
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:31,120
all the [\h__\h] [\h__\h] that was going on

708
00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:33,200
but my mom would order the and and she

709
00:26:42,149 --> 00:26:35,600
would get questions give me money i'll

710
00:26:46,310 --> 00:26:44,310
there were pool sticks nearby so i

711
00:26:48,870 --> 00:26:46,320
probably could have gotten violent if i

712
00:26:50,789 --> 00:26:48,880
wanted to be a violent child but i i

713
00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:50,799
didn't a lot of a lot of people were

714
00:26:55,350 --> 00:26:53,200
like oh that's the wagner kid you give

715
00:26:57,669 --> 00:26:55,360
him a quarter he'll go [\h__\h] honey

716
00:26:59,750 --> 00:26:57,679
bunny but anyway we would eat mayonnaise

717
00:27:01,990 --> 00:26:59,760
on [\h__\h] all the time it's mayonnaise on

718
00:27:04,310 --> 00:27:02,000
fries you do that that's europe oh jesus

719
00:27:05,510 --> 00:27:04,320
christ dude it's good

720
00:27:07,430 --> 00:27:05,520
i i

721
00:27:10,789 --> 00:27:07,440
i'm not a big fan of mayonnaise hey

722
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:10,799
listen you dicks send my night

723
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:12,240
well i mean the kid was walking around

724
00:27:15,190 --> 00:27:13,760
you got to send it to him i guess you

725
00:27:18,070 --> 00:27:15,200
could throw it at people throw my

726
00:27:18,830 --> 00:27:18,080
[\h__\h] at me i should have been dancing

727
00:27:22,470 --> 00:27:18,840
you

728
00:27:24,310 --> 00:27:22,480
dicks like that uh what's that kid

729
00:27:26,549 --> 00:27:24,320
who on netflix who's who's always

730
00:27:28,630 --> 00:27:26,559
dancing and getting

731
00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:28,640
josh joe biden

732
00:27:32,870 --> 00:27:31,360
no the netflix kid who was like a

733
00:27:35,350 --> 00:27:32,880
stripper or whatever

734
00:27:36,310 --> 00:27:35,360
oh i know bobby i don't know what the

735
00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:36,320
hell you're talking about you know what

736
00:27:39,669 --> 00:27:37,760
i'm talking about he was it was a

737
00:27:41,269 --> 00:27:39,679
controversy not that long ago where the

738
00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:41,279
kid was uh

739
00:27:45,669 --> 00:27:42,960
i can't remember his name right now but

740
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:45,679
anyway he was doing these dances and it

741
00:27:50,789 --> 00:27:47,440
was on netflix it was

742
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:50,799
pre precursor to cuties flicks yeah yeah

743
00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:53,600
yeah so i you know these these days i

744
00:27:57,669 --> 00:27:55,360
would do that i would just come in there

745
00:27:58,710 --> 00:27:57,679
and some skimpy kid underwear

746
00:28:02,470 --> 00:27:58,720
and uh

747
00:28:08,310 --> 00:28:03,909
telling everybody your name is oreo

748
00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:10,310
i'll let you taste my ritz maybe i can

749
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:12,000
do it today got a quarter of my shorts

750
00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:12,870
need some mayo

751
00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:14,880
[Laughter]

752
00:28:19,669 --> 00:28:16,720
free mayo down here if you catch my

753
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:21,750
i'm cleaning your ball if you need to

754
00:28:27,909 --> 00:28:23,600
put some mayo on those fries give me

755
00:28:31,190 --> 00:28:29,750
quite a bowling alley you got over there

756
00:28:32,549 --> 00:28:31,200
yeah

757
00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:32,559
professional ball cleaner the bowling

758
00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:33,440
alley

759
00:28:40,549 --> 00:28:38,630
we spray the balls a lot

760
00:28:49,110 --> 00:28:40,559
finally those clips are relevant yeah

761
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,110
[Music]

762
00:28:56,549 --> 00:28:55,110
yeah they're they're they're a little

763
00:28:57,510 --> 00:28:56,559
low i don't know if they're i can bring

764
00:28:59,510 --> 00:28:57,520
them up but if i play them louder then

765
00:29:01,029 --> 00:28:59,520
you're like hey turn those down

766
00:29:02,389 --> 00:29:01,039
it depends on the clip

767
00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:02,399
yeah some are good

768
00:29:06,549 --> 00:29:04,399
normalized desmond is amazing thank you

769
00:29:09,190 --> 00:29:06,559
desmond is amazing

770
00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:09,200
yes i would be the desmond

771
00:29:12,470 --> 00:29:11,120
of the 80s

772
00:29:15,269 --> 00:29:12,480
desmond of the bowling alley that's for

773
00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:15,279
sure yeah i would come in there and some

774
00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:18,159
like swim trunks you know only

775
00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:20,320
barefoot i need a quarter to play

776
00:29:24,710 --> 00:29:22,480
elevator action sure

777
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:24,720
by the way

778
00:29:29,750 --> 00:29:26,880
how's everything going down there this

779
00:29:32,549 --> 00:29:29,760
is all joe's idea

780
00:29:34,549 --> 00:29:32,559
maybe get your fingers in the used ball

781
00:29:36,789 --> 00:29:34,559
there you go that's it

782
00:29:38,310 --> 00:29:36,799
well i think you found your

783
00:29:40,950 --> 00:29:38,320
part-time gig

784
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:40,960
if i get i go back in time and tell

785
00:29:43,990 --> 00:29:42,320
myself

786
00:29:45,510 --> 00:29:44,000
i mean yeah it's

787
00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:45,520
you do things differently you wouldn't

788
00:29:50,230 --> 00:29:47,840
go back and like tell yourself to invest

789
00:29:51,669 --> 00:29:50,240
in apple or microsoft he's like no i bet

790
00:29:54,149 --> 00:29:51,679
you dress up like this at the bowling

791
00:29:55,830 --> 00:29:54,159
alley yeah and get like elevator action

792
00:30:02,710 --> 00:29:55,840
for the rest of your life you probably

793
00:30:09,029 --> 00:30:05,590
this is a joe story okay it's from npr

794
00:30:11,190 --> 00:30:09,039
which is awesome um

795
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:11,200
all right so we have an actual npr story

796
00:30:14,070 --> 00:30:12,720
here because npr you remember they used

797
00:30:15,990 --> 00:30:14,080
to do that they used to have their

798
00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:16,000
actual

799
00:30:19,110 --> 00:30:17,760
they used to have like a radio clip like

800
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:19,120
a little mp

801
00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:20,640
they have video of this happening but

802
00:30:25,510 --> 00:30:22,240
they don't have the little clip from

803
00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:25,520
their show okay well um

804
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:27,120
this is a headline

805
00:30:32,710 --> 00:30:29,840
la removes crosswalks allegedly painted

806
00:30:34,789 --> 00:30:32,720
by a secretive group

807
00:30:37,110 --> 00:30:34,799
oh really

808
00:30:38,710 --> 00:30:37,120
wow uh like a

809
00:30:41,110 --> 00:30:38,720
clandestine

810
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:41,120
crosswalk yeah the short version is

811
00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:42,720
basically there's a bunch of anarchists

812
00:30:46,389 --> 00:30:44,720
going around los angeles creating their

813
00:30:48,149 --> 00:30:46,399
own street markings

814
00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:48,159
based purely on

815
00:30:50,870 --> 00:30:49,360
um

816
00:30:52,549 --> 00:30:50,880
uh feedback from people on twitter so

817
00:30:54,149 --> 00:30:52,559
people say hey our street really needs a

818
00:30:56,789 --> 00:30:54,159
crosswalk and this light shows up and

819
00:30:58,710 --> 00:30:56,799
makes a crosswalk they're like

820
00:30:59,909 --> 00:30:58,720
roadside vigilantes like roadwork

821
00:31:01,190 --> 00:30:59,919
vigilantes

822
00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:01,200
i'm pretty sure rod stewart is one of

823
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:03,200
them oh yeah yeah i forgot he does he

824
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:04,960
likes to do a road work rod stewart

825
00:31:08,549 --> 00:31:06,000
personally is out there making these

826
00:31:09,830 --> 00:31:08,559
crossbows but so in the same story

827
00:31:11,669 --> 00:31:09,840
there's a twitter link about halfway

828
00:31:13,110 --> 00:31:11,679
down you'll see embedded there okay in

829
00:31:14,549 --> 00:31:13,120
the same story basically la is now

830
00:31:16,149 --> 00:31:14,559
pissed because well they didn't make

831
00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:16,159
those crosswalks so they have to go

832
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:18,880
erase them um

833
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:20,640
but what's wrong with it but there's a

834
00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:22,320
twitter link there of the the same day

835
00:31:25,190 --> 00:31:23,519
that they're talking about erasing these

836
00:31:28,149 --> 00:31:25,200
crosswalks these groups out there making

837
00:31:31,909 --> 00:31:29,509
good get out there make your own

838
00:31:34,549 --> 00:31:31,919
crossworks come on people you got to

839
00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:34,559
make things safe out there [\h__\h] them

840
00:31:38,389 --> 00:31:36,399
uh yeah so up on the screen here uh

841
00:31:39,669 --> 00:31:38,399
crosswalk collective la

842
00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:39,679
while the city was removing our

843
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:41,440
crosswalks at the

844
00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:44,320
romaine in scenario

845
00:31:50,149 --> 00:31:47,120
street crossway um we painted one that

846
00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:50,159
was requested april 11th by resident

847
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:51,919
through our request form oh they have a

848
00:31:59,110 --> 00:31:54,240
request form that's great uh the city

849
00:32:01,269 --> 00:31:59,120
doesn't keep us safe so we keep us safe

850
00:32:03,830 --> 00:32:01,279
listen this is i i think this is great

851
00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:03,840
this is a citizen actions group uh

852
00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:06,159
street vigilantes making sure people

853
00:32:09,990 --> 00:32:08,320
have a safe place to cross if the

854
00:32:12,149 --> 00:32:10,000
government's not going to do it and we

855
00:32:14,789 --> 00:32:12,159
are the government then

856
00:32:17,909 --> 00:32:14,799
great do it i feel as though there

857
00:32:20,470 --> 00:32:17,919
should be a seven-way stop here

858
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:20,480
and it's only uh a t-section so let's

859
00:32:24,549 --> 00:32:22,080
get uh

860
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:24,559
ignore one one of them yes let's just

861
00:32:28,389 --> 00:32:26,720
get seven ways going a seven-way stop

862
00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:28,399
there need me more stop signs that's

863
00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:30,320
what i do in sib city just have all

864
00:32:34,789 --> 00:32:32,080
these convergencies of roads and have

865
00:32:37,269 --> 00:32:34,799
like a thousand stop signs

866
00:32:38,389 --> 00:32:37,279
so the the the uh the npr articles

867
00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:38,399
talking about this intersection where

868
00:32:41,669 --> 00:32:39,760
they went out and made crosswalks and

869
00:32:43,350 --> 00:32:41,679
the city goes to erase them

870
00:32:44,950 --> 00:32:43,360
in that article well the city is already

871
00:32:47,029 --> 00:32:44,960
planning to improve that intersection by

872
00:32:48,389 --> 00:32:47,039
converting it into a traffic circle at

873
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:48,399
which point they're going to have to rip

874
00:32:51,990 --> 00:32:50,480
up the roads anyway so this is your city

875
00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:52,000
government at work they're going out

876
00:32:55,110 --> 00:32:52,960
there

877
00:32:56,389 --> 00:32:55,120
removing a crosswalk they didn't put in

878
00:32:58,149 --> 00:32:56,399
which does nothing it's already a

879
00:32:59,430 --> 00:32:58,159
four-way stop so it does nothing to the

880
00:33:01,750 --> 00:32:59,440
traffic flow or anything it doesn't

881
00:33:03,590 --> 00:33:01,760
affect anybody except potentially make

882
00:33:05,350 --> 00:33:03,600
the crossing more visible

883
00:33:08,070 --> 00:33:05,360
the city already has that intersection

884
00:33:09,669 --> 00:33:08,080
flagged for conversion into a traffic

885
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:09,679
circle so they're going to go out there

886
00:33:13,669 --> 00:33:12,080
and erase the free crosswalk that

887
00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:13,679
somebody else put in and then they're

888
00:33:16,470 --> 00:33:14,880
going to come back and tear up the roads

889
00:33:17,990 --> 00:33:16,480
anyway to make a traffic circle so and

890
00:33:20,470 --> 00:33:18,000
by the way congratulations these

891
00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:20,480
crosswalks they look pretty convincing

892
00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:23,440
they have straight lines uh it's blocked

893
00:33:27,509 --> 00:33:25,200
fairly evenly

894
00:33:29,669 --> 00:33:27,519
uh i would say that this is uh some

895
00:33:31,269 --> 00:33:29,679
freelance guys these guys maybe have

896
00:33:33,430 --> 00:33:31,279
done this before

897
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:33,440
uh they probably had some equipment left

898
00:33:39,029 --> 00:33:36,399
over from their day job doing crosswalk

899
00:33:40,470 --> 00:33:39,039
any kind of road so i just put a link

900
00:33:42,470 --> 00:33:40,480
into carrot shop they have on their

901
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:42,480
website they explain how they make the

902
00:33:47,029 --> 00:33:45,200
crosswalks it is very well done

903
00:33:48,470 --> 00:33:47,039
i like this with lots of photos i think

904
00:33:51,269 --> 00:33:48,480
i want to hire them for a birthday party

905
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:51,279
this could be fun these guys good for

906
00:33:56,549 --> 00:33:54,240
gatherings i think they are okay

907
00:33:58,389 --> 00:33:56,559
uh they have an about guide cost time

908
00:34:00,230 --> 00:33:58,399
what's the cost

909
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:00,240
cost initial cost is three hundred

910
00:34:05,509 --> 00:34:02,240
dollars a hundred and fifty dollars for

911
00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:05,519
the stencil 150 for the remaining items

912
00:34:10,629 --> 00:34:08,639
cost per crop cost per crosswalk about

913
00:34:11,829 --> 00:34:10,639
fifty dollars

914
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:11,839
i think they

915
00:34:15,909 --> 00:34:13,760
they can do a better more efficient job

916
00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:15,919
budget wise in the city

917
00:34:20,869 --> 00:34:17,200
probably

918
00:34:24,790 --> 00:34:22,790
so this reminds me of another story but

919
00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:24,800
before i get into that like people you

920
00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:26,159
know it's always the roads as a

921
00:34:28,950 --> 00:34:27,520
libertarian it's always the roads

922
00:34:31,270 --> 00:34:28,960
because they're so complicated so

923
00:34:33,750 --> 00:34:31,280
complex to make a road because concrete

924
00:34:34,389 --> 00:34:33,760
is like so sophisticated how does it

925
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:34,399
work

926
00:34:38,230 --> 00:34:36,960
i don't know i i mean i think scientists

927
00:34:40,230 --> 00:34:38,240
are still working on it's like flat

928
00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:40,240
earth we don't know um

929
00:34:45,909 --> 00:34:43,359
but so there was a story not long ago

930
00:34:47,990 --> 00:34:45,919
well one let me get into the finances

931
00:34:50,069 --> 00:34:48,000
when they build the roads it's usually

932
00:34:52,869 --> 00:34:50,079
some government official passing out a

933
00:34:55,750 --> 00:34:52,879
contract to you know uncle bill

934
00:34:58,550 --> 00:34:55,760
brother-in-law yeah somebody who runs

935
00:35:00,550 --> 00:34:58,560
the like has a concrete company a paving

936
00:35:02,710 --> 00:35:00,560
company and he's a genius because

937
00:35:05,030 --> 00:35:02,720
concrete and roads are

938
00:35:07,670 --> 00:35:05,040
[\h__\h] hard dude and so

939
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:07,680
they passed them out at premium prices

940
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:09,760
right you remember the hammers that cost

941
00:35:13,670 --> 00:35:11,760
800 bucks back in the 90s they were

942
00:35:15,270 --> 00:35:13,680
going on about gold plated

943
00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:15,280
yeah so they were you know it's

944
00:35:19,349 --> 00:35:17,040
basically they put these exorbitant

945
00:35:21,430 --> 00:35:19,359
contracts together for uh you know

946
00:35:22,950 --> 00:35:21,440
nepotistic uh

947
00:35:25,109 --> 00:35:22,960
reasons you know because it's it's like

948
00:35:26,790 --> 00:35:25,119
ukraine it's just like a giant spinner

949
00:35:29,750 --> 00:35:26,800
to get money back in the hands of the

950
00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:29,760
[\h__\h] criminals so anyway um

951
00:35:33,270 --> 00:35:31,680
there was a story i think it was in

952
00:35:35,190 --> 00:35:33,280
seattle which would make sense because

953
00:35:37,030 --> 00:35:35,200
it's always these lefty retards and the

954
00:35:39,109 --> 00:35:37,040
government itself but people were

955
00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:39,119
filling in potholes because the

956
00:35:42,470 --> 00:35:40,880
government wouldn't come and fix them

957
00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:42,480
and then they were getting fined and

958
00:35:46,150 --> 00:35:44,240
then the government was tearing them up

959
00:35:47,990 --> 00:35:46,160
and filling them in again because they

960
00:35:49,910 --> 00:35:48,000
weren't up to standards or whatever it's

961
00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:49,920
like the same thing like you need a

962
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:52,480
[\h__\h] haircut license to cut people's

963
00:35:55,910 --> 00:35:54,640
hair even if that person just trusts you

964
00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:55,920
and wants a haircut and wants to give

965
00:35:59,990 --> 00:35:57,680
you 20 bucks like it's such a [\h__\h]

966
00:36:01,829 --> 00:36:00,000
bonanza of [\h__\h]

967
00:36:03,910 --> 00:36:01,839
yeah rod stewart got into trouble doing

968
00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:03,920
that same thing like a few months ago we

969
00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:06,400
talked about it rod stewart was tired of

970
00:36:10,390 --> 00:36:08,400
busting up his fear uh ferrari when he

971
00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:10,400
was driving down the road so he got out

972
00:36:15,349 --> 00:36:13,040
there he put on a safety jacket got a

973
00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:15,359
hard hat on and started filling in the

974
00:36:20,310 --> 00:36:17,119
roads and the government got pissed said

975
00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:20,320
hey you can't do that rod

976
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:22,880
well he did it anyways

977
00:36:27,109 --> 00:36:24,560
he said what do you do come on stop me

978
00:36:29,510 --> 00:36:27,119
watch this you're going to bring over

979
00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:29,520
your old motown records

980
00:36:33,270 --> 00:36:30,560
it's going to put the speakers in the

981
00:36:37,270 --> 00:36:35,589
well i like uh i like what these guys

982
00:36:38,829 --> 00:36:37,280
are doing and gals there's some gals out

983
00:36:41,349 --> 00:36:38,839
there doing this too

984
00:36:43,030 --> 00:36:41,359
yeah and uh

985
00:36:45,030 --> 00:36:43,040
they do a great job

986
00:36:46,950 --> 00:36:45,040
it just sucks that the the city is not

987
00:36:49,510 --> 00:36:46,960
not like tapping these people going you

988
00:36:51,589 --> 00:36:49,520
know what you're doing a good job

989
00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:51,599
uh make more

990
00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:53,280
you know you're saving us money you're

991
00:36:58,710 --> 00:36:56,320
you're helping improve uh our budget

992
00:36:59,589 --> 00:36:58,720
here at the city

993
00:37:02,630 --> 00:36:59,599
uh

994
00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:02,640
all right oh interesting story cratchit

995
00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:04,720
anyway i saw that one and i thought of

996
00:37:08,390 --> 00:37:06,320
joe's stories about the anarchist doing

997
00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:08,400
their own thing

998
00:37:11,829 --> 00:37:10,240
right yeah all right um so let's go to

999
00:37:13,750 --> 00:37:11,839
this one which is now this is a mic

1000
00:37:15,109 --> 00:37:13,760
story because this is a cyber attack

1001
00:37:22,790 --> 00:37:15,119
story

1002
00:37:28,310 --> 00:37:25,670
i hope i'm not on fire

1003
00:37:30,950 --> 00:37:28,320
let's see here

1004
00:37:33,349 --> 00:37:30,960
here's the headline here bank refuses to

1005
00:37:35,750 --> 00:37:33,359
pay ransom to hackers

1006
00:37:37,910 --> 00:37:35,760
sends dick pics

1007
00:37:39,589 --> 00:37:37,920
that's good news the bank sends dick

1008
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:39,599
pics instead yup

1009
00:37:45,270 --> 00:37:42,000
wow okay

1010
00:37:47,030 --> 00:37:45,280
uh i'm i'm not sure it would be enough

1011
00:37:50,790 --> 00:37:47,040
for me to switch bank accounts but i

1012
00:37:54,069 --> 00:37:50,800
have something of a sneaking respect

1013
00:37:57,030 --> 00:37:54,079
for the bank of zamba

1014
00:38:01,430 --> 00:37:58,550
that's a real bank against the bank of

1015
00:38:04,069 --> 00:38:01,440
zambia as bleeping computer reports

1016
00:38:06,390 --> 00:38:04,079
zambia's central bank fell foul of a

1017
00:38:08,630 --> 00:38:06,400
ransomware attack orchestrated by the

1018
00:38:10,550 --> 00:38:08,640
hive ransomware gang earlier this month

1019
00:38:11,670 --> 00:38:10,560
in a press release the bank of

1020
00:38:14,069 --> 00:38:11,680
zambia

1021
00:38:16,829 --> 00:38:14,079
uh reassured his customers partners and

1022
00:38:20,390 --> 00:38:16,839
media that it had recovered from the

1023
00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:20,400
attack and so they put out a statement

1024
00:38:26,069 --> 00:38:23,280
in disruption which affected some

1025
00:38:28,310 --> 00:38:26,079
systems at the bank such as the bureau

1026
00:38:31,030 --> 00:38:28,320
of change monitoring systems and the

1027
00:38:33,190 --> 00:38:31,040
website emanated from a suspected cyber

1028
00:38:35,109 --> 00:38:33,200
security incident we wish to advise that

1029
00:38:37,589 --> 00:38:35,119
the systems have since been fully

1030
00:38:40,390 --> 00:38:37,599
restored well it's good to know

1031
00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:40,400
uh but that's not that impressive to me

1032
00:38:44,550 --> 00:38:42,160
rather the claim that the bank responded

1033
00:38:47,270 --> 00:38:44,560
to messages from the extortionist by

1034
00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:47,280
sending them a dick pic with the

1035
00:38:50,310 --> 00:38:48,880
accompanying message

1036
00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:50,320
suck this dick

1037
00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:52,960
and stop locking bank networks thinking

1038
00:38:58,829 --> 00:38:55,359
you will monetize something

1039
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:03,829
okay that's a that's a huge [\h__\h] you

1040
00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:06,720
this is damn exciting stuff

1041
00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:10,400
it's a bold move it really is

1042
00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:12,720
so i mean according to bloomberg the

1043
00:39:17,750 --> 00:39:16,000
bamp uh the bank of zambia

1044
00:39:19,030 --> 00:39:17,760
uh their technical director

1045
00:39:21,030 --> 00:39:19,040
greg

1046
00:39:22,790 --> 00:39:21,040
decided it was capable of restoring its

1047
00:39:25,109 --> 00:39:22,800
data itself without

1048
00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:25,119
the assistance of the wannabe

1049
00:39:29,190 --> 00:39:26,640
extortionists

1050
00:39:30,470 --> 00:39:29,200
so they they have full backups they're

1051
00:39:32,950 --> 00:39:30,480
all good

1052
00:39:34,310 --> 00:39:32,960
so i mean obviously like what they do

1053
00:39:37,109 --> 00:39:34,320
they they get a

1054
00:39:39,829 --> 00:39:37,119
a foothold in the system they encrypt

1055
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:39,839
some data bank accounts all that kind of

1056
00:39:44,230 --> 00:39:41,760
stuff and then they'll say hey if you

1057
00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:44,240
want the password to unencrypt

1058
00:39:47,109 --> 00:39:45,680
give us money

1059
00:39:48,630 --> 00:39:47,119
and uh

1060
00:39:52,470 --> 00:39:48,640
these people have backups of everything

1061
00:39:55,670 --> 00:39:54,150
all right yeah so there's there's a

1062
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:55,680
another reporting of the same story from

1063
00:39:59,589 --> 00:39:57,440
bloomberg who doesn't reference the dick

1064
00:40:00,470 --> 00:39:59,599
pics at all just says that the uh

1065
00:40:02,230 --> 00:40:00,480
um

1066
00:40:04,390 --> 00:40:02,240
the hackers were given short shrift it

1067
00:40:05,670 --> 00:40:04,400
says only some test data had been leaked

1068
00:40:07,109 --> 00:40:05,680
knowing that we had protected our core

1069
00:40:09,109 --> 00:40:07,119
systems it wasn't really necessary

1070
00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:09,119
necessary for us to even engage so we

1071
00:40:12,550 --> 00:40:10,400
pretty much told them where to get off

1072
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:12,560
that's as far as bloomberg goes but so

1073
00:40:17,430 --> 00:40:14,160
the question is better

1074
00:40:18,309 --> 00:40:17,440
whose dick picture did they use

1075
00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:18,319
i would like to think it was a

1076
00:40:20,470 --> 00:40:19,760
collective one from the network security

1077
00:40:22,309 --> 00:40:20,480
team

1078
00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:22,319
well they had to get the dick pic from

1079
00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:24,640
somewhere did they say hey

1080
00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:28,160
well go online find a dick pic

1081
00:40:31,750 --> 00:40:30,400
using coppery computers and then send

1082
00:40:33,829 --> 00:40:31,760
that to

1083
00:40:35,430 --> 00:40:33,839
the hackers

1084
00:40:36,950 --> 00:40:35,440
blue ribbon committee to spend the next

1085
00:40:39,109 --> 00:40:36,960
three days to try to find the most

1086
00:40:41,750 --> 00:40:39,119
offensive dick pic

1087
00:40:43,270 --> 00:40:41,760
the director of it says i just so happen

1088
00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:43,280
to have a dick pic on my phone that we

1089
00:40:46,630 --> 00:40:45,119
can use for just such an occasion yeah

1090
00:40:48,390 --> 00:40:46,640
i've got a whole album on my phone do

1091
00:40:49,750 --> 00:40:48,400
you want to use one of these it's a deep

1092
00:40:52,309 --> 00:40:49,760
fake dick pic

1093
00:40:53,910 --> 00:40:52,319
deep fake yes so mike my question to you

1094
00:40:56,390 --> 00:40:53,920
as a secure as a network security

1095
00:40:58,950 --> 00:40:56,400
professional mm-hmm

1096
00:41:01,270 --> 00:40:58,960
how ill-advised or well-advised is this

1097
00:41:02,790 --> 00:41:01,280
response to to hackers you say hey you

1098
00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:02,800
know we've got we installed ransomware

1099
00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:04,079
we have all your data we've got it all

1100
00:41:06,390 --> 00:41:05,200
locked up and we're not going to give it

1101
00:41:08,230 --> 00:41:06,400
to you unless you pay and if you just

1102
00:41:11,910 --> 00:41:08,240
respond with a dick pic

1103
00:41:15,270 --> 00:41:11,920
it depends on the well i i would

1104
00:41:18,470 --> 00:41:15,280
probably say it's not advised to respond

1105
00:41:20,950 --> 00:41:18,480
with such a provocative measure

1106
00:41:23,270 --> 00:41:20,960
if your response is in any way

1107
00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:23,280
you only respond to negotiate in some

1108
00:41:28,150 --> 00:41:26,240
way uh either you know you have some

1109
00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:28,160
sort of cyber security insurance which

1110
00:41:31,750 --> 00:41:30,400
will take care of this kind of thing at

1111
00:41:33,589 --> 00:41:31,760
which point i'm you're not going to

1112
00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:33,599
respond if your

1113
00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:37,440
data is so sensitive and you need it now

1114
00:41:41,589 --> 00:41:40,000
at which point in time you will respond

1115
00:41:44,230 --> 00:41:41,599
and pay whatever they want like what

1116
00:41:46,950 --> 00:41:44,240
happened with the the pipeline stuff um

1117
00:41:49,910 --> 00:41:46,960
they paid but i believe they they paid

1118
00:41:51,990 --> 00:41:49,920
and only were able to partially recover

1119
00:41:54,230 --> 00:41:52,000
some of the data so what was promised by

1120
00:41:56,390 --> 00:41:54,240
the hackers wasn't even delivered

1121
00:41:57,510 --> 00:41:56,400
uh so they they kind of got uh screwed

1122
00:41:59,270 --> 00:41:57,520
out there they thought they're gonna pay

1123
00:42:02,550 --> 00:41:59,280
the money and all was gonna be on the up

1124
00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:02,560
and up i think the uh the going uh

1125
00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:05,200
thought here is don't do it don't give

1126
00:42:08,069 --> 00:42:06,000
in

1127
00:42:10,150 --> 00:42:08,079
because if there's a unified front to

1128
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:10,160
not negotiate with these hackers and

1129
00:42:14,710 --> 00:42:12,640
terrorists then it will be

1130
00:42:16,470 --> 00:42:14,720
a tactic that will

1131
00:42:18,550 --> 00:42:16,480
not benefit them in the long run it

1132
00:42:20,550 --> 00:42:18,560
becomes a dead end for them if no one is

1133
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:20,560
willing to pay because their their

1134
00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:23,040
backups are so good or the cyber

1135
00:42:27,190 --> 00:42:25,520
security insurance is

1136
00:42:28,829 --> 00:42:27,200
is put in place and they're able to

1137
00:42:31,270 --> 00:42:28,839
recover some

1138
00:42:33,589 --> 00:42:31,280
funds the other question i had is what

1139
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:33,599
if when you're attacked by attack

1140
00:42:37,670 --> 00:42:35,680
contacted by the the the hackers with

1141
00:42:39,829 --> 00:42:37,680
your their ransomware what if the

1142
00:42:42,550 --> 00:42:39,839
payment they want is dick pics do you

1143
00:42:45,670 --> 00:42:42,560
send them money instead

1144
00:42:47,109 --> 00:42:45,680
who it depends on how how how much

1145
00:42:49,589 --> 00:42:47,119
like if you have a wealth of dick pics

1146
00:42:50,790 --> 00:42:49,599
to share uh in the quality

1147
00:42:51,750 --> 00:42:50,800
uh

1148
00:42:53,910 --> 00:42:51,760
you think they might come back and say

1149
00:42:55,430 --> 00:42:53,920
this is not good enough send another one

1150
00:42:57,589 --> 00:42:55,440
you know there's there's a lot of things

1151
00:42:59,190 --> 00:42:57,599
there that uh

1152
00:43:00,309 --> 00:42:59,200
there's a lot of unanswered questions so

1153
00:43:02,710 --> 00:43:00,319
i don't know

1154
00:43:04,550 --> 00:43:02,720
uh i would say never negotiate not even

1155
00:43:05,990 --> 00:43:04,560
with dick pics

1156
00:43:08,790 --> 00:43:06,000
not worth it

1157
00:43:11,910 --> 00:43:08,800
and if you are going to send dick pics

1158
00:43:13,829 --> 00:43:11,920
you can support the show by cc'ing me in

1159
00:43:15,670 --> 00:43:13,839
all those sins

1160
00:43:18,710 --> 00:43:15,680
exactly

1161
00:43:20,710 --> 00:43:18,720
joe it will observe and report back if

1162
00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:20,720
you found anything incredible now joe's

1163
00:43:25,030 --> 00:43:22,480
super hardcore

1164
00:43:26,630 --> 00:43:25,040
super hard something

1165
00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:26,640
well let's let's let's switch gears here

1166
00:43:30,230 --> 00:43:28,000
a little bit i have a story in carrot

1167
00:43:31,990 --> 00:43:30,240
shop for you about a school club that is

1168
00:43:35,430 --> 00:43:32,000
having some trouble getting formed

1169
00:43:38,550 --> 00:43:35,440
okay a school club

1170
00:43:41,510 --> 00:43:38,560
all right let's uh get up on screen here

1171
00:43:44,630 --> 00:43:41,520
occult club registration rejected after

1172
00:43:47,430 --> 00:43:44,640
a complaint it may summon satan to

1173
00:43:49,829 --> 00:43:47,440
university of

1174
00:43:52,870 --> 00:43:49,839
was it the adel

1175
00:43:55,190 --> 00:43:52,880
adelaide adelaide university of adelaide

1176
00:43:56,870 --> 00:43:55,200
in awesome okay all right that's a funny

1177
00:43:58,230 --> 00:43:56,880
headline that's a funny headline if i

1178
00:44:00,630 --> 00:43:58,240
can read it

1179
00:44:01,829 --> 00:44:00,640
uh a club of pagans witches and

1180
00:44:03,990 --> 00:44:01,839
satanists say

1181
00:44:05,990 --> 00:44:04,000
its affiliation with the adelaide

1182
00:44:08,630 --> 00:44:06,000
university union has been rejected

1183
00:44:13,109 --> 00:44:08,640
because of a comp a complaint

1184
00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:13,119
its members may summon the devil onto

1185
00:44:17,190 --> 00:44:14,720
campus

1186
00:44:18,790 --> 00:44:17,200
oh really

1187
00:44:21,190 --> 00:44:18,800
uh quote even if we wanted a southern

1188
00:44:24,470 --> 00:44:21,200
satan it's not against university or

1189
00:44:26,710 --> 00:44:24,480
union policy to do so

1190
00:44:29,349 --> 00:44:26,720
it's still not really grounds to reject

1191
00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:29,359
us and i agree if there's no formal if

1192
00:44:33,990 --> 00:44:31,200
it's not in the the the student's

1193
00:44:36,870 --> 00:44:34,000
handbook to not summon satan or demonic

1194
00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:36,880
creatures you can do it i wonder are

1195
00:44:39,430 --> 00:44:38,319
there are there schools that have that

1196
00:44:40,870 --> 00:44:39,440
in there like hey have you ever read all

1197
00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:40,880
the way through this thing probably at

1198
00:44:44,630 --> 00:44:42,880
bible universities

1199
00:44:46,790 --> 00:44:44,640
bible university dot com

1200
00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:46,800
bible university uh

1201
00:44:50,309 --> 00:44:48,880
uh some of those mormon universes they

1202
00:44:52,150 --> 00:44:50,319
got they probably frown upon that they

1203
00:44:54,470 --> 00:44:52,160
probably it's probably in one of their

1204
00:44:56,470 --> 00:44:54,480
handbooks that you cannot practice uh a

1205
00:44:58,470 --> 00:44:56,480
cult you can't have ouija boards in your

1206
00:44:59,750 --> 00:44:58,480
dorm rooms or anything like that i would

1207
00:45:01,589 --> 00:44:59,760
say that this doesn't say that this says

1208
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:01,599
specifically about summoning satan yeah

1209
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:02,960
they're very particular about that that

1210
00:45:08,550 --> 00:45:05,280
means that i think sometime in the past

1211
00:45:11,030 --> 00:45:08,560
someone did summon satan oh okay and

1212
00:45:13,109 --> 00:45:11,040
they downplayed it look in 1978 we had a

1213
00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:13,119
student summon the dark lord of hell and

1214
00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:14,480
it would cause all sorts of problems so

1215
00:45:18,630 --> 00:45:17,040
never again yeah i have to do it

1216
00:45:21,109 --> 00:45:18,640
uh the uh

1217
00:45:23,270 --> 00:45:21,119
out of adelaide university occult club

1218
00:45:25,270 --> 00:45:23,280
was formed in late 2020 and

1219
00:45:28,150 --> 00:45:25,280
provisionally registered with the

1220
00:45:30,150 --> 00:45:28,160
adelaide university union in early 2021

1221
00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:30,160
but earlier this month the application

1222
00:45:34,309 --> 00:45:32,640
for full registration was not approved

1223
00:45:37,750 --> 00:45:34,319
the club is now planning to appeal the

1224
00:45:40,069 --> 00:45:37,760
decision of the a you you club committee

1225
00:45:42,390 --> 00:45:40,079
to the union's board however the same

1226
00:45:43,990 --> 00:45:42,400
conservative pro uh progress faction

1227
00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:44,000
controls both

1228
00:45:48,069 --> 00:45:45,520
bodies

1229
00:45:50,390 --> 00:45:48,079
so uh registration opens up funding for

1230
00:45:52,069 --> 00:45:50,400
clubs as well as access to space and

1231
00:45:54,470 --> 00:45:52,079
equipment at the university so they want

1232
00:45:57,109 --> 00:45:54,480
access to the vcrs the overhead

1233
00:45:59,750 --> 00:45:57,119
projectors and probably

1234
00:46:01,190 --> 00:45:59,760
uh the the coffee break room

1235
00:46:03,510 --> 00:46:01,200
so the way this works at a lot of

1236
00:46:05,430 --> 00:46:03,520
schools is they'll have general pool

1237
00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:05,440
funding for student groups and they get

1238
00:46:08,870 --> 00:46:06,640
you know it's a modicum of funds you

1239
00:46:11,190 --> 00:46:08,880
know here's a thousand dollars a year to

1240
00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:11,200
have a party or to you know

1241
00:46:13,829 --> 00:46:12,480
have a guest speaker come in or

1242
00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:13,839
something like that and that's really

1243
00:46:16,069 --> 00:46:14,960
where the push on this is coming our

1244
00:46:18,309 --> 00:46:16,079
push back on this is coming from like

1245
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:18,319
hey we want to have a club okay uh

1246
00:46:20,550 --> 00:46:19,520
you know and we want a thousand dollars

1247
00:46:23,349 --> 00:46:20,560
okay what are you gonna do we're gonna

1248
00:46:24,470 --> 00:46:23,359
we're gonna um summon satan

1249
00:46:26,790 --> 00:46:24,480
um

1250
00:46:29,829 --> 00:46:26,800
no no well okay we'll invite nancy

1251
00:46:33,990 --> 00:46:29,839
pelosi in on anton levay that's done

1252
00:46:38,390 --> 00:46:36,390
uh the club also organized an open

1253
00:46:40,309 --> 00:46:38,400
letter signed by other club leaders

1254
00:46:42,349 --> 00:46:40,319
supporting his registration while the

1255
00:46:45,750 --> 00:46:42,359
online petition garnered

1256
00:46:47,910 --> 00:46:45,760
571 signatures okay

1257
00:46:49,510 --> 00:46:47,920
uh quote these people have just made

1258
00:46:52,309 --> 00:46:49,520
this decision based upon their own

1259
00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:52,319
political gain rather than what actually

1260
00:46:56,390 --> 00:46:54,319
democratically

1261
00:46:57,589 --> 00:46:56,400
uh represented people desire at the

1262
00:47:00,069 --> 00:46:57,599
university

1263
00:47:01,349 --> 00:47:00,079
the auuu board and two of his club

1264
00:47:04,790 --> 00:47:01,359
committees

1265
00:47:07,510 --> 00:47:04,800
uh are chosen by student votes okay

1266
00:47:10,710 --> 00:47:07,520
there are six christian clubs one muslim

1267
00:47:13,270 --> 00:47:10,720
club one secular club register with the

1268
00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:13,280
union according to its own website

1269
00:47:16,950 --> 00:47:15,680
okay so if if they if they handle this

1270
00:47:18,790 --> 00:47:16,960
correctly they can push back and say

1271
00:47:20,710 --> 00:47:18,800
look we if you know we're we're the

1272
00:47:22,150 --> 00:47:20,720
complaint is they're gonna you know uh

1273
00:47:23,589 --> 00:47:22,160
summon satan the

1274
00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:23,599
yeah what they're saying is look we're

1275
00:47:27,349 --> 00:47:25,200
just we're just pagans and wiccans and

1276
00:47:28,950 --> 00:47:27,359
whatnot um and like hey if you're gonna

1277
00:47:31,750 --> 00:47:28,960
allow clubs that are openly professing

1278
00:47:33,990 --> 00:47:31,760
christianity or or uh islam

1279
00:47:36,069 --> 00:47:34,000
why can't we have a club so

1280
00:47:38,790 --> 00:47:36,079
yeah what about me

1281
00:47:40,470 --> 00:47:38,800
and i don't know what their laws are

1282
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:40,480
like in australia when it comes to

1283
00:47:43,829 --> 00:47:42,160
freedom of religion

1284
00:47:45,589 --> 00:47:43,839
or freedom of speech

1285
00:47:47,589 --> 00:47:45,599
uh but in the united states i i would

1286
00:47:50,069 --> 00:47:47,599
assume there would be a good court case

1287
00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:50,079
to where this would be allowed i would

1288
00:47:53,750 --> 00:47:52,640
assume we're allowing that at schools in

1289
00:47:54,790 --> 00:47:53,760
the us a lot of times what happens is

1290
00:47:56,230 --> 00:47:54,800
they'll say okay we're not going to

1291
00:47:58,870 --> 00:47:56,240
allow this we're also not going to allow

1292
00:47:59,990 --> 00:47:58,880
any specifically religious clubs yes i

1293
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:00,000
think that's how that would be quite a

1294
00:48:01,910 --> 00:48:00,720
bit

1295
00:48:03,510 --> 00:48:01,920
yup

1296
00:48:06,549 --> 00:48:03,520
separation church and state that's right

1297
00:48:07,670 --> 00:48:06,559
all right noah call club no satan i

1298
00:48:09,349 --> 00:48:07,680
would love to see what they talk about

1299
00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:09,359
there though i'd be kind of curious to

1300
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:10,640
see whether they spend their entire

1301
00:48:14,790 --> 00:48:12,400
meetings drawing circles on the floor

1302
00:48:16,549 --> 00:48:14,800
with wax and trying to summon satan

1303
00:48:18,230 --> 00:48:16,559
we're going to chop off a chicken sand

1304
00:48:20,230 --> 00:48:18,240
this class okay

1305
00:48:22,870 --> 00:48:20,240
proper way to chop off a chicken's head

1306
00:48:24,150 --> 00:48:22,880
how to create a blood stitch

1307
00:48:26,870 --> 00:48:24,160
to summon

1308
00:48:29,030 --> 00:48:26,880
the dark overlords to help you manifest

1309
00:48:31,750 --> 00:48:29,040
your own dreams and destiny

1310
00:48:34,790 --> 00:48:31,760
count me in sign me up best times of the

1311
00:48:36,230 --> 00:48:34,800
of the year to create a pentagram yes

1312
00:48:39,030 --> 00:48:36,240
sometimes are better than others if you

1313
00:48:40,710 --> 00:48:39,040
follow the moon cycle so

1314
00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:40,720
all right interesting one

1315
00:48:44,710 --> 00:48:42,880
um all right let's let's move to this

1316
00:48:45,750 --> 00:48:44,720
one because uh this this one cracks me

1317
00:48:47,670 --> 00:48:45,760
up and the fact that this guy calls

1318
00:48:49,510 --> 00:48:47,680
himself this unironically

1319
00:48:51,589 --> 00:48:49,520
and it's also from uh your former neck

1320
00:48:53,750 --> 00:48:51,599
of the woods down in arizona okay i do

1321
00:48:56,630 --> 00:48:53,760
like arizona still

1322
00:48:58,710 --> 00:48:56,640
uh paradise uh paradise valley man calls

1323
00:49:01,910 --> 00:48:58,720
himself poop fairy

1324
00:49:04,230 --> 00:49:01,920
as he works to keep neighborhood clean

1325
00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:04,240
that's some good news on that front

1326
00:49:08,549 --> 00:49:07,040
i tell you what you know paradise valley

1327
00:49:11,430 --> 00:49:08,559
great area if you're if you're going to

1328
00:49:13,670 --> 00:49:11,440
live in phoenix paradise valley is

1329
00:49:14,470 --> 00:49:13,680
absolutely beautiful live very close to

1330
00:49:16,309 --> 00:49:14,480
there

1331
00:49:17,750 --> 00:49:16,319
uh and so i wish i had a poop fairy

1332
00:49:19,829 --> 00:49:17,760
there although i didn't encounter too

1333
00:49:22,230 --> 00:49:19,839
much poop on the sidewalks but maybe

1334
00:49:24,150 --> 00:49:22,240
this guy will uh shed more light on the

1335
00:49:25,670 --> 00:49:24,160
good work that he's doing

1336
00:49:27,990 --> 00:49:25,680
we'll see here i think there's a news

1337
00:49:30,309 --> 00:49:28,000
story there are everyday heroes who

1338
00:49:32,069 --> 00:49:30,319
don't ask for accolades a valley man has

1339
00:49:34,309 --> 00:49:32,079
taken it upon himself to keep his

1340
00:49:36,549 --> 00:49:34,319
community clean yeah he took to the next

1341
00:49:38,470 --> 00:49:36,559
door app to let his neighbors know about

1342
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:38,480
the thankless job he's doing and he

1343
00:49:42,630 --> 00:49:39,920
wants to encourage them to do their part

1344
00:49:44,950 --> 00:49:42,640
too amy cutler is working this story

1345
00:49:46,470 --> 00:49:44,960
amy he calls himself the poop fairy

1346
00:49:48,309 --> 00:49:46,480
that's right we want to be very clear in

1347
00:49:50,390 --> 00:49:48,319
saying this is a name he has given

1348
00:49:53,109 --> 00:49:50,400
himself not one that we have given him

1349
00:49:55,510 --> 00:49:53,119
the paradise valley homeowner often goes

1350
00:49:57,270 --> 00:49:55,520
for walks and runs and realized he could

1351
00:49:59,670 --> 00:49:57,280
either get angry with his neighbors

1352
00:50:01,190 --> 00:49:59,680
about the trash be laid behind or do

1353
00:50:03,510 --> 00:50:01,200
something about it

1354
00:50:05,990 --> 00:50:03,520
there's no technique

1355
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:06,000
jim saunders explaining what's become

1356
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:09,760
his routine i take a plastic bag with me

1357
00:50:14,069 --> 00:50:12,720
and i pick up waste including dog waste

1358
00:50:15,670 --> 00:50:14,079
that's lying on the side of the road

1359
00:50:18,069 --> 00:50:15,680
[\h__\h]

1360
00:50:20,230 --> 00:50:18,079
and this paradise valley homeowner has a

1361
00:50:22,790 --> 00:50:20,240
name for it i kind of morphed into

1362
00:50:25,349 --> 00:50:22,800
something called plogging and plugging

1363
00:50:27,670 --> 00:50:25,359
is a combination of two words they're

1364
00:50:30,390 --> 00:50:27,680
actually in swedish it means picking up

1365
00:50:31,510 --> 00:50:30,400
and jogging about the time that i'm

1366
00:50:33,190 --> 00:50:31,520
working

1367
00:50:34,790 --> 00:50:33,200
aka duty

1368
00:50:37,349 --> 00:50:34,800
and pick up i can catch my breath and

1369
00:50:39,349 --> 00:50:37,359
then i start again all right this guy

1370
00:50:41,109 --> 00:50:39,359
so he he's a plugger

1371
00:50:42,470 --> 00:50:41,119
he picks and jogs

1372
00:50:45,190 --> 00:50:42,480
and he goes around he get he's got

1373
00:50:47,190 --> 00:50:45,200
plastic bags that he uses to pick up

1374
00:50:49,270 --> 00:50:47,200
crap from the ground

1375
00:50:51,829 --> 00:50:49,280
he said that was swedish

1376
00:50:55,430 --> 00:50:51,839
i i is that what he said swedish

1377
00:50:58,390 --> 00:50:56,710
there's going to be something for me to

1378
00:51:00,309 --> 00:50:58,400
bend over and pick up i can catch my

1379
00:51:02,150 --> 00:51:00,319
breath and then i start again words

1380
00:51:04,710 --> 00:51:02,160
they're actually in swedish it means

1381
00:51:07,109 --> 00:51:04,720
picking up and jogging about the time

1382
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:07,119
that i'm winded there's going to be

1383
00:51:10,150 --> 00:51:08,640
something for me to bend over and pick

1384
00:51:12,390 --> 00:51:10,160
up i can catch my breath and then i

1385
00:51:14,390 --> 00:51:12,400
start again there's no pride in that

1386
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:14,400
saunders also does it when he's walking

1387
00:51:18,630 --> 00:51:16,960
his dog this is today's load i learned

1388
00:51:19,589 --> 00:51:18,640
about his newest job so many good

1389
00:51:22,390 --> 00:51:19,599
questions

1390
00:51:24,870 --> 00:51:22,400
post on next door in it he calls himself

1391
00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:24,880
the poop fairy writing quote it's not

1392
00:51:31,750 --> 00:51:28,160
something i applied for or desired aka

1393
00:51:34,549 --> 00:51:31,760
dental or 401k he also encourages those

1394
00:51:37,670 --> 00:51:34,559
walking in pv who see him with a load in

1395
00:51:40,950 --> 00:51:37,680
hand to wave and give a shout out thanks

1396
00:51:42,630 --> 00:51:40,960
poop fairy you can't convince anyone of

1397
00:51:44,870 --> 00:51:42,640
anything anymore

1398
00:51:46,790 --> 00:51:44,880
and so i said well i'll just write a

1399
00:51:47,670 --> 00:51:46,800
tongue-in-cheek post

1400
00:51:49,109 --> 00:51:47,680
and

1401
00:51:51,510 --> 00:51:49,119
at least make people aware of this

1402
00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:51,520
situation hopefully encouraging others

1403
00:51:56,790 --> 00:51:54,640
to take part being a poop fairy is not a

1404
00:51:59,109 --> 00:51:56,800
one-person job if anybody else would

1405
00:52:00,470 --> 00:51:59,119
like to pick up the load

1406
00:52:03,030 --> 00:52:00,480
welcome to it

1407
00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:03,040
and not all heroes were a cape saunders

1408
00:52:07,510 --> 00:52:04,880
tells me that that post was really just

1409
00:52:09,670 --> 00:52:07,520
a stream of consciousness but it got my

1410
00:52:11,990 --> 00:52:09,680
attention and it's really just another

1411
00:52:14,230 --> 00:52:12,000
reminder to pick up your trash nicole

1412
00:52:16,549 --> 00:52:14,240
yetta yeah pick up your trash and

1413
00:52:18,790 --> 00:52:16,559
everything else nobody else wants to do

1414
00:52:20,790 --> 00:52:18,800
he is a fairy a little bit of an angel

1415
00:52:23,670 --> 00:52:20,800
for that neighborhood

1416
00:52:25,670 --> 00:52:23,680
great story thank you thanks guys

1417
00:52:27,670 --> 00:52:25,680
this is quite the story by the way so

1418
00:52:29,589 --> 00:52:27,680
that i forgot to mention that credit to

1419
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:29,599
herman from holland for finding that one

1420
00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:33,119
uh in swedish placa is the word for pick

1421
00:52:37,270 --> 00:52:35,359
so plaque and jogging which is also a

1422
00:52:38,950 --> 00:52:37,280
swedish word so would be plogging i

1423
00:52:40,390 --> 00:52:38,960
guess but

1424
00:52:42,309 --> 00:52:40,400
i think this is probably one of my

1425
00:52:44,549 --> 00:52:42,319
favorite stories of the year there are

1426
00:52:47,510 --> 00:52:44,559
so many quotes in there they say poop

1427
00:52:49,829 --> 00:52:47,520
fairy there's so many isos that are able

1428
00:52:50,630 --> 00:52:49,839
to be harvested from that it's insane

1429
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:50,640
and

1430
00:52:55,349 --> 00:52:52,880
he's not only doing they spent two

1431
00:52:57,589 --> 00:52:55,359
minutes talking about this guy who walks

1432
00:52:59,430 --> 00:52:57,599
around carrying [\h__\h] you know he stinks

1433
00:53:02,150 --> 00:52:59,440
like he's walking around

1434
00:53:03,829 --> 00:53:02,160
smelling like [\h__\h] walking his dog

1435
00:53:05,829 --> 00:53:03,839
i mean he's an old man probably in his

1436
00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:05,839
fifties or sixties and he's just walking

1437
00:53:08,630 --> 00:53:07,680
around town the beautiful paradise

1438
00:53:11,430 --> 00:53:08,640
valley

1439
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:11,440
smelling like human feces they also

1440
00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:13,200
never pointed out mike my question is

1441
00:53:18,230 --> 00:53:15,040
what does he do with all the waste he

1442
00:53:20,230 --> 00:53:18,240
collects exactly he doesn't say what he

1443
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:20,240
does with it possibly

1444
00:53:23,430 --> 00:53:21,760
they don't show him like putting it in

1445
00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:23,440
one of those little cans with the bags

1446
00:53:28,710 --> 00:53:25,680
or anything on he's got a big it showed

1447
00:53:31,349 --> 00:53:28,720
sprouts it was a big grocery store bag

1448
00:53:33,030 --> 00:53:31,359
full of stuff is he taking that home

1449
00:53:35,109 --> 00:53:33,040
i guess so

1450
00:53:37,670 --> 00:53:35,119
i'm building a humunculus out of uh out

1451
00:53:39,910 --> 00:53:37,680
of human [\h__\h] yeah we want homelessness

1452
00:53:41,750 --> 00:53:39,920
in needles and feces he's he's he's

1453
00:53:43,829 --> 00:53:41,760
grabbing it all he's taking it all he's

1454
00:53:47,109 --> 00:53:43,839
stockpiling some people who are toilet

1455
00:53:48,390 --> 00:53:47,119
paper this guy hoard [\h__\h]

1456
00:53:50,309 --> 00:53:48,400
but you're right i'm willing to bet

1457
00:53:51,190 --> 00:53:50,319
everything he owns everything that you

1458
00:53:53,190 --> 00:53:51,200
know

1459
00:53:57,510 --> 00:53:53,200
everything in his house it just stinks

1460
00:54:01,190 --> 00:53:57,520
of it it stinks of homeless species

1461
00:54:02,549 --> 00:54:01,200
it's just awful reminder of eating feces

1462
00:54:04,790 --> 00:54:02,559
well i mean

1463
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:04,800
he's doing like uh he's picking up trash

1464
00:54:08,470 --> 00:54:06,400
and litters so good on him for doing

1465
00:54:09,990 --> 00:54:08,480
that he just smells awful we should send

1466
00:54:12,950 --> 00:54:10,000
him deodorant or something or some sort

1467
00:54:15,589 --> 00:54:12,960
of like potpourri spray so spread we

1468
00:54:17,510 --> 00:54:15,599
spray feces on people yep does he have a

1469
00:54:19,349 --> 00:54:17,520
jet pack perhaps uh he does i think he

1470
00:54:21,190 --> 00:54:19,359
has a jet i fly a jet pack spraying

1471
00:54:22,710 --> 00:54:21,200
human feces on people that's what he

1472
00:54:24,230 --> 00:54:22,720
does so he goes around collects crap

1473
00:54:25,510 --> 00:54:24,240
puts it in his jet pack and that's how

1474
00:54:26,950 --> 00:54:25,520
he powers it

1475
00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:26,960
what about uh does bill gates drink the

1476
00:54:29,030 --> 00:54:28,000
water

1477
00:54:31,670 --> 00:54:29,040
uh

1478
00:54:32,549 --> 00:54:31,680
what you don't get one no i think poop

1479
00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:32,559
water

1480
00:54:36,630 --> 00:54:34,480
let me see

1481
00:54:39,030 --> 00:54:36,640
you bill

1482
00:54:42,630 --> 00:54:39,040
water

1483
00:54:45,109 --> 00:54:42,640
uh it's not coming up for me

1484
00:54:47,829 --> 00:54:45,119
i swear you had that one

1485
00:54:49,750 --> 00:54:47,839
maybe it's in big luther

1486
00:54:51,589 --> 00:54:49,760
it is one of the things though that bill

1487
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:51,599
gates was talking about where it's like

1488
00:54:55,670 --> 00:54:53,760
we're gonna shove a bunch of [\h__\h] in

1489
00:54:57,750 --> 00:54:55,680
this giant machine if i remember

1490
00:54:59,510 --> 00:54:57,760
correctly it was pretty large it wasn't

1491
00:55:01,510 --> 00:54:59,520
like you could just like move this thing

1492
00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:01,520
around he's like oh this water's

1493
00:55:07,030 --> 00:55:03,760
delicious which probably came out of a

1494
00:55:08,309 --> 00:55:07,040
jasoni bottle but he he does want you to

1495
00:55:09,270 --> 00:55:08,319
drink poop

1496
00:55:12,069 --> 00:55:09,280
yes

1497
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:12,079
he does he he desires you to eat uh poop

1498
00:55:16,390 --> 00:55:15,280
uh eat bugs and uh dance around and

1499
00:55:17,910 --> 00:55:16,400
urine

1500
00:55:19,910 --> 00:55:17,920
that's that's the life that uh we're

1501
00:55:22,789 --> 00:55:19,920
headed towards all being tracked with ai

1502
00:55:25,430 --> 00:55:24,069
uh

1503
00:55:26,710 --> 00:55:25,440
i'm trying to

1504
00:55:28,390 --> 00:55:26,720
let me just

1505
00:55:30,870 --> 00:55:28,400
what is this right here i just spilled a

1506
00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:30,880
big glass of water in here

1507
00:55:36,069 --> 00:55:34,240
that was the wrong clip right there i

1508
00:55:38,069 --> 00:55:36,079
see you're going to slit your wrists you

1509
00:55:39,349 --> 00:55:38,079
want to slit them in hot water in a tub

1510
00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:39,359
and you don't really feel it you just

1511
00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:41,680
pass out in about 5-10 minutes and die

1512
00:55:46,390 --> 00:55:43,760
okay that's not obviously not the the

1513
00:55:48,069 --> 00:55:46,400
right clip so

1514
00:55:49,190 --> 00:55:48,079
i have to find the bill clip bill

1515
00:55:50,950 --> 00:55:49,200
clinton

1516
00:55:52,390 --> 00:55:50,960
bill gates clip later

1517
00:55:55,750 --> 00:55:52,400
the bill clinton clip of him drinking

1518
00:55:57,990 --> 00:55:55,760
bill gates yes they can drink each other

1519
00:55:59,589 --> 00:55:58,000
sit around 69 drink each other guys

1520
00:56:02,309 --> 00:55:59,599
whatever you whatever you want to do was

1521
00:56:03,270 --> 00:56:02,319
it gonna go that far but thanks

1522
00:56:05,510 --> 00:56:03,280
uh

1523
00:56:08,230 --> 00:56:05,520
okay one more story cratchit and then

1524
00:56:09,990 --> 00:56:08,240
i'll i for next week i will talk about

1525
00:56:12,230 --> 00:56:10,000
grain graham crackers and how they

1526
00:56:13,670 --> 00:56:12,240
prevent masturbation

1527
00:56:14,630 --> 00:56:13,680
uh that was actually why they were

1528
00:56:16,870 --> 00:56:14,640
created is that what you mean you're

1529
00:56:18,309 --> 00:56:16,880
talking about yeah that's why by the way

1530
00:56:21,190 --> 00:56:18,319
that's why breakfast cereal exists

1531
00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:21,200
people it's not not fake

1532
00:56:24,470 --> 00:56:22,640
the reason that kellogg made breakfast

1533
00:56:26,309 --> 00:56:24,480
hero was anti-masturbation i'm not

1534
00:56:27,910 --> 00:56:26,319
[\h__\h] you look it up

1535
00:56:29,910 --> 00:56:27,920
um

1536
00:56:31,190 --> 00:56:29,920
uh all right so let's see i got a couple

1537
00:56:33,990 --> 00:56:31,200
of headlines here i got a headline about

1538
00:56:35,510 --> 00:56:34,000
a cruise to the bermuda triangle

1539
00:56:38,470 --> 00:56:35,520
got a headline about a woman who eats

1540
00:56:39,510 --> 00:56:38,480
nothing but um potato chips and and on

1541
00:56:40,870 --> 00:56:39,520
bread

1542
00:56:43,430 --> 00:56:40,880
um

1543
00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:43,440
and and a story questioning if your

1544
00:56:47,750 --> 00:56:45,440
house is haunted do you have to tell

1545
00:56:50,230 --> 00:56:47,760
potential buyers when you're selling it

1546
00:56:51,990 --> 00:56:50,240
um i kind of oh boy the meter triangle

1547
00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:52,000
one let's say this next week i kind of

1548
00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:53,520
want to know about the haunted haunted

1549
00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:56,240
house one like do we have to do that oh

1550
00:57:00,150 --> 00:56:57,760
and one i forgot down here at the bottom

1551
00:57:03,109 --> 00:57:00,160
um somebody who is a no [\h__\h] a water

1552
00:57:04,710 --> 00:57:03,119
sommelier who tells you how to drink

1553
00:57:05,829 --> 00:57:04,720
water

1554
00:57:08,150 --> 00:57:05,839
so their

1555
00:57:10,390 --> 00:57:08,160
job is to tell you

1556
00:57:13,030 --> 00:57:10,400
how and this guy is a super over the top

1557
00:57:16,470 --> 00:57:13,040
german gay man so and there's lots of

1558
00:57:18,789 --> 00:57:16,480
video of him well i believe him um

1559
00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:18,799
that or haunted house

1560
00:57:23,589 --> 00:57:21,520
well let's do the uh i'm kind of curious

1561
00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:23,599
about the the german gentleman with

1562
00:57:26,950 --> 00:57:26,000
water i mean i i want but i want to know

1563
00:57:29,270 --> 00:57:26,960
about the haunted house maybe we'll do

1564
00:57:31,589 --> 00:57:29,280
two so let's do the the german guy who

1565
00:57:33,109 --> 00:57:31,599
can tell us how to drink water properly

1566
00:57:35,270 --> 00:57:33,119
and then we'll close with the haunted

1567
00:57:36,470 --> 00:57:35,280
house

1568
00:57:40,470 --> 00:57:36,480
not a joke

1569
00:57:41,990 --> 00:57:40,480
water sommelier

1570
00:57:44,470 --> 00:57:42,000
i'm not sure what the term sommelier

1571
00:57:47,109 --> 00:57:44,480
means somalia is the uh the wine snob

1572
00:57:49,030 --> 00:57:47,119
who tells you how to select wine

1573
00:57:50,470 --> 00:57:49,040
okay

1574
00:57:52,630 --> 00:57:50,480
all right

1575
00:57:55,990 --> 00:57:52,640
uh let's see what uh they got up on

1576
00:58:01,829 --> 00:57:59,270
so uh what's ticks tick tock's leading

1577
00:58:03,750 --> 00:58:01,839
water small yay thinks about your

1578
00:58:06,470 --> 00:58:03,760
favorite brands

1579
00:58:08,950 --> 00:58:06,480
well we're gonna find out

1580
00:58:10,950 --> 00:58:08,960
uh it's it's tick-tock official some

1581
00:58:13,030 --> 00:58:10,960
water just tastes better than other

1582
00:58:14,309 --> 00:58:13,040
water and that's an excuse for you to

1583
00:58:17,750 --> 00:58:14,319
not

1584
00:58:19,190 --> 00:58:17,760
and yeah

1585
00:58:21,430 --> 00:58:19,200
i will point out this is the the

1586
00:58:23,030 --> 00:58:21,440
whatever the um

1587
00:58:25,190 --> 00:58:23,040
[\h__\h] was the name of this group that uh

1588
00:58:27,510 --> 00:58:25,200
got sued um by hulk hogan i can't

1589
00:58:29,030 --> 00:58:27,520
remember the name but the oh uh

1590
00:58:29,910 --> 00:58:29,040
was it gander

1591
00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:29,920
uh

1592
00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:31,280
gawker

1593
00:58:37,190 --> 00:58:36,160
the writing is absolutely terrible uh if

1594
00:58:38,870 --> 00:58:37,200
you wanted you can just scroll down to

1595
00:58:40,069 --> 00:58:38,880
where there's an embedded video yeah

1596
00:58:42,390 --> 00:58:40,079
because there's like

1597
00:58:43,349 --> 00:58:42,400
they use triple negatives

1598
00:58:45,589 --> 00:58:43,359
it's just

1599
00:58:47,109 --> 00:58:45,599
poorly written articles just like triple

1600
00:58:49,030 --> 00:58:47,119
negatives okay we'll scroll down and

1601
00:58:51,910 --> 00:58:49,040
he's gotta take that video uh and he's

1602
00:58:53,430 --> 00:58:51,920
gonna tell me and you what we should do

1603
00:58:55,430 --> 00:58:53,440
hello everybody here smart in your

1604
00:58:57,750 --> 00:58:55,440
personal water summary i'm in beautiful

1605
00:58:59,910 --> 00:58:57,760
palm springs because i'm doing a water

1606
00:59:02,710 --> 00:58:59,920
class today look at this there's already

1607
00:59:04,950 --> 00:59:02,720
everything set up and i'm gonna be right

1608
00:59:06,549 --> 00:59:04,960
over there in a second and we're gonna

1609
00:59:08,549 --> 00:59:06,559
taste several waters and i want to

1610
00:59:10,710 --> 00:59:08,559
showcase what kind of waters we're gonna

1611
00:59:13,510 --> 00:59:10,720
sample here today in palm springs so

1612
00:59:15,910 --> 00:59:13,520
we're gonna start with leo from naval

1613
00:59:18,630 --> 00:59:15,920
with a tds of 340

1614
00:59:20,150 --> 00:59:18,640
then we're going to denmark is skilled

1615
00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:20,160
this is when i'm shaking the bottle

1616
00:59:24,549 --> 00:59:22,319
turns into like a cloudy almost like

1617
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:24,559
milky texture really cool water with a

1618
00:59:30,470 --> 00:59:28,400
tds of 320 then we going further to

1619
00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:30,480
three base this is the water i had on

1620
00:59:34,390 --> 00:59:32,079
the sac efferent show it called back in

1621
00:59:35,990 --> 00:59:34,400
the days aqui life and this is why anna

1622
00:59:38,630 --> 00:59:36,000
kendrick said like oh my god what is

1623
00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:38,640
happening uh this is a very thick water

1624
00:59:43,270 --> 00:59:41,920
because the tds is 1 300 and it's very

1625
00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:43,280
and you hear all that rumbling it sounds

1626
00:59:48,470 --> 00:59:45,760
like he's broadcasting from a submarine

1627
00:59:50,470 --> 00:59:48,480
like he's under the water he's it's a

1628
00:59:52,470 --> 00:59:50,480
star trek background noise he loves yeah

1629
00:59:54,230 --> 00:59:52,480
it is it's like the star trek uh next

1630
00:59:56,870 --> 00:59:54,240
generation like hum in the background

1631
00:59:59,349 --> 00:59:56,880
heavy on your palette the next one

1632
01:00:00,870 --> 00:59:59,359
hilden hilton from great britain this is

1633
01:00:02,230 --> 01:00:00,880
the queen's water this is what queen

1634
01:00:04,390 --> 01:00:02,240
elizabeth is drinking every day you can

1635
01:00:08,150 --> 01:00:04,400
even see the crest here on the bottle uh

1636
01:00:09,510 --> 01:00:08,160
tds of 312 and tiny gently bubbles be

1637
01:00:10,870 --> 01:00:09,520
careful when you're drinking too much

1638
01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:10,880
children water your arm will do like

1639
01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:12,720
this and like this like the queen

1640
01:00:16,950 --> 01:00:15,359
then it's further we're going to italy

1641
01:00:19,589 --> 01:00:16,960
farewell the number one consumes

1642
01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:19,599
sparkling water in italy i don't know i

1643
01:00:23,670 --> 01:00:21,520
kind of find it fascinating to hear what

1644
01:00:25,190 --> 01:00:23,680
the uh the elites are drinking water

1645
01:00:26,549 --> 01:00:25,200
wise yeah i didn't realize that queen

1646
01:00:28,470 --> 01:00:26,559
elizabeth has like her own water the

1647
01:00:30,390 --> 01:00:28,480
question is does she process that water

1648
01:00:31,589 --> 01:00:30,400
herself and bottle it or is she putting

1649
01:00:32,630 --> 01:00:31,599
it back in the bottle when she's done

1650
01:00:34,789 --> 01:00:32,640
with it

1651
01:00:36,789 --> 01:00:34,799
well i yeah i have no doubt that the

1652
01:00:39,430 --> 01:00:36,799
water that the majority of us drink is

1653
01:00:42,549 --> 01:00:39,440
absolute crap that's why we we spent uh

1654
01:00:44,470 --> 01:00:42,559
some money uh on a water filtration

1655
01:00:46,950 --> 01:00:44,480
system for our house and then we have

1656
01:00:48,630 --> 01:00:46,960
additional like berkeys upstairs but

1657
01:00:51,990 --> 01:00:48,640
you know i'm told that that's not even

1658
01:00:53,430 --> 01:00:52,000
enough to get really good pure water um

1659
01:00:56,710 --> 01:00:53,440
because it is very important in your

1660
01:00:59,349 --> 01:00:56,720
life so i'm curious about this guy uh

1661
01:01:01,750 --> 01:00:59,359
i just wonder how affordable is it to

1662
01:01:02,950 --> 01:01:01,760
the average person out there probably

1663
01:01:04,390 --> 01:01:02,960
not people are going to drink right now

1664
01:01:05,430 --> 01:01:04,400
tap water you're going to drink dog

1665
01:01:07,109 --> 01:01:05,440
water

1666
01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:07,119
for the for the most part most municipal

1667
01:01:09,910 --> 01:01:08,400
tap water with few exceptions most

1668
01:01:10,870 --> 01:01:09,920
municipal tap water is just fine what

1669
01:01:12,150 --> 01:01:10,880
you have to watch out for is all the

1670
01:01:13,349 --> 01:01:12,160
fluoride in other ships

1671
01:01:17,190 --> 01:01:13,359
yeah

1672
01:01:20,309 --> 01:01:17,200
you get your well fixed yet uh our well

1673
01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:20,319
produces are well is fine so we have

1674
01:01:24,870 --> 01:01:22,400
one primary well and we have secondary

1675
01:01:27,589 --> 01:01:24,880
well which i have yet to fix because the

1676
01:01:31,829 --> 01:01:27,599
threads got stripped so our primary weld

1677
01:01:32,789 --> 01:01:31,839
dumps in about 50 to 75 gallons of water

1678
01:01:34,630 --> 01:01:32,799
that's what they're that's the

1679
01:01:36,950 --> 01:01:34,640
estimation per day

1680
01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:36,960
um i think it's actually less than that

1681
01:01:42,789 --> 01:01:39,040
i think our well is a little too shallow

1682
01:01:44,870 --> 01:01:42,799
to really sustain our entire house uh so

1683
01:01:47,750 --> 01:01:44,880
we have to supplement with a cistern

1684
01:01:49,829 --> 01:01:47,760
which is municipal water

1685
01:01:51,270 --> 01:01:49,839
so it's a mixture so you you could

1686
01:01:54,390 --> 01:01:51,280
actually bottle once you get that sorted

1687
01:01:57,430 --> 01:01:54,400
out you could bottle obdm water i i

1688
01:01:58,549 --> 01:01:57,440
probably yeah we could say obdm

1689
01:02:01,190 --> 01:01:58,559
well water

1690
01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:01,200
um we tested it it's pretty good it's

1691
01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:04,400
pretty good there is a little trace of

1692
01:02:08,470 --> 01:02:05,440
lithium

1693
01:02:09,750 --> 01:02:08,480
but we're not sure where that comes from

1694
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:09,760
um

1695
01:02:13,430 --> 01:02:11,520
so that's the that's the mystery so i'm

1696
01:02:15,190 --> 01:02:13,440
very docile over here

1697
01:02:17,589 --> 01:02:15,200
very docile

1698
01:02:19,829 --> 01:02:17,599
i do find this interesting in that this

1699
01:02:21,349 --> 01:02:19,839
is a big tick tocker

1700
01:02:23,589 --> 01:02:21,359
like uh i'm gonna take a look at his tic

1701
01:02:25,829 --> 01:02:23,599
toc channel he's got

1702
01:02:28,630 --> 01:02:25,839
267

1703
01:02:30,230 --> 01:02:28,640
000 followers

1704
01:02:32,069 --> 01:02:30,240
so people like to hear about water on

1705
01:02:33,990 --> 01:02:32,079
tick tock

1706
01:02:35,349 --> 01:02:34,000
yeah and he has stories like um no

1707
01:02:37,430 --> 01:02:35,359
stories what do you call tick-tock

1708
01:02:39,670 --> 01:02:37,440
things tick-tock videos uh

1709
01:02:42,789 --> 01:02:39,680
i don't know but i think he talks about

1710
01:02:43,510 --> 01:02:42,799
like can water go bad or uh how does

1711
01:02:49,270 --> 01:02:43,520
like

1712
01:02:50,309 --> 01:02:49,280
goes through some of that stuff which is

1713
01:02:52,230 --> 01:02:50,319
which is good but i think a lot of it's

1714
01:02:53,430 --> 01:02:52,240
kind of over the top like these crazy

1715
01:02:54,470 --> 01:02:53,440
like you said the elite stuff these

1716
01:02:57,029 --> 01:02:54,480
crazy

1717
01:02:59,670 --> 01:02:57,039
20 bottles of water i would i would

1718
01:03:01,750 --> 01:02:59,680
imagine like they're 80 or a bottle but

1719
01:03:04,150 --> 01:03:01,760
maybe i don't know i gotta look up the

1720
01:03:05,349 --> 01:03:04,160
queen's water yeah the queen's water

1721
01:03:07,270 --> 01:03:05,359
like i've been thinking about getting

1722
01:03:08,950 --> 01:03:07,280
some really good tobacco

1723
01:03:11,349 --> 01:03:08,960
uh like there's some really like

1724
01:03:13,190 --> 01:03:11,359
high-grade tobacco out there you can buy

1725
01:03:15,510 --> 01:03:13,200
uh not just like the the crappy stuff

1726
01:03:17,430 --> 01:03:15,520
that you get from american spirits or

1727
01:03:19,430 --> 01:03:17,440
marlborough i want some really premium

1728
01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:19,440
stuff and i got my word would you want

1729
01:03:21,750 --> 01:03:20,240
that

1730
01:03:23,190 --> 01:03:21,760
to smoke it i'm going to smoke to i want

1731
01:03:24,069 --> 01:03:23,200
to smoke that [\h__\h]

1732
01:03:26,069 --> 01:03:24,079
okay

1733
01:03:28,789 --> 01:03:26,079
well you know

1734
01:03:33,109 --> 01:03:30,390
i may have told the story

1735
01:03:36,390 --> 01:03:33,119
uh on the show before but uh my

1736
01:03:38,309 --> 01:03:36,400
ex-husband and i we you know i i was

1737
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:38,319
asking him he worked at trader joe's and

1738
01:03:43,510 --> 01:03:40,960
i was like bring that like greenland

1739
01:03:44,470 --> 01:03:43,520
iceland water whatever it was supposedly

1740
01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:44,480
nine

1741
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:45,760
ph

1742
01:03:51,029 --> 01:03:48,000
which is higher than seven which is

1743
01:03:52,710 --> 01:03:51,039
what's recommended for your body to be

1744
01:03:55,910 --> 01:03:52,720
and uh

1745
01:03:58,230 --> 01:03:55,920
then i also had this i don't remember

1746
01:04:00,470 --> 01:03:58,240
the name of it it's like holy

1747
01:04:01,190 --> 01:04:00,480
whatever it's some kind of name that is

1748
01:04:36,950 --> 01:04:01,200
a

1749
01:04:40,069 --> 01:04:36,960
ceremony pour the [\h__\h] out of your

1750
01:04:42,069 --> 01:04:40,079
goddamn faucet okay buy some water from

1751
01:04:43,270 --> 01:04:42,079
the store and buy some water from your

1752
01:04:45,109 --> 01:04:43,280
filter like

1753
01:04:46,870 --> 01:04:45,119
you can tell i mean

1754
01:04:48,950 --> 01:04:46,880
there's a

1755
01:04:50,870 --> 01:04:48,960
there are a couple brands of water here

1756
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:50,880
in town there's worse diner

1757
01:04:56,950 --> 01:04:54,000
that's one it's a it's a soda water they

1758
01:04:59,029 --> 01:04:56,960
are 100 i like it tastes

1759
01:04:59,990 --> 01:04:59,039
like cleanliness

1760
01:05:02,870 --> 01:05:00,000
hmm

1761
01:05:05,589 --> 01:05:02,880
it's crazy there's another one called

1762
01:05:08,390 --> 01:05:05,599
rambler here in town all right and and

1763
01:05:10,950 --> 01:05:08,400
it's the minerals that are in there or

1764
01:05:14,950 --> 01:05:10,960
i i don't know exactly what it is but it

1765
01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:14,960
just tastes clean and i would highly

1766
01:05:18,950 --> 01:05:16,880
recommend that people aim in that

1767
01:05:22,150 --> 01:05:18,960
direction right you don't want to have

1768
01:05:24,870 --> 01:05:22,160
like piss and lithium in your [\h__\h]

1769
01:05:30,230 --> 01:05:27,750
that's where i live on piston lithium

1770
01:05:32,470 --> 01:05:30,240
but i will i will try that test uh and

1771
01:05:34,549 --> 01:05:32,480
and see if i can tell the difference i

1772
01:05:36,470 --> 01:05:34,559
don't know if my palette is that

1773
01:05:38,069 --> 01:05:36,480
good but maybe i'll be able to figure it

1774
01:05:40,630 --> 01:05:38,079
out so apparently what the queen drinks

1775
01:05:41,990 --> 01:05:40,640
is the brand is malvern water or malvern

1776
01:05:43,190 --> 01:05:42,000
mineral water there's some debate

1777
01:05:44,630 --> 01:05:43,200
because of how much minerals are

1778
01:05:46,230 --> 01:05:44,640
actually in it

1779
01:05:48,150 --> 01:05:46,240
they take a huge amount of it with her

1780
01:05:50,150 --> 01:05:48,160
with with them every time they travel so

1781
01:05:51,990 --> 01:05:50,160
she doesn't drink local water which is

1782
01:05:53,270 --> 01:05:52,000
not to say a bad thing because

1783
01:05:55,510 --> 01:05:53,280
you know joe to your point about what's

1784
01:05:56,950 --> 01:05:55,520
in your tap water uh for a lot of people

1785
01:05:58,789 --> 01:05:56,960
that's fine but if you're from somewhere

1786
01:05:59,910 --> 01:05:58,799
else and you get different mineral and

1787
01:06:01,589 --> 01:05:59,920
uh

1788
01:06:03,109 --> 01:06:01,599
content in it it can you know that's

1789
01:06:04,630 --> 01:06:03,119
where montezuma's revenge comes from it

1790
01:06:06,710 --> 01:06:04,640
can basically just you can mess up your

1791
01:06:08,390 --> 01:06:06,720
gi for a couple of days so

1792
01:06:09,910 --> 01:06:08,400
so the queen's like nope bottled water

1793
01:06:12,309 --> 01:06:09,920
only

1794
01:06:14,630 --> 01:06:12,319
does it say how much it is

1795
01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:14,640
uh you i don't know how to figure out

1796
01:06:20,230 --> 01:06:16,400
can you buy it online

1797
01:06:23,029 --> 01:06:20,240
i would hope so but i'm curious about it

1798
01:06:24,950 --> 01:06:23,039
i'd buy some i try it

1799
01:06:27,190 --> 01:06:24,960
it's really really good i'm sure i'm

1800
01:06:29,829 --> 01:06:27,200
assuming it comes in glass bottles most

1801
01:06:32,870 --> 01:06:29,839
of that stuff i believe it's carried by

1802
01:06:35,029 --> 01:06:32,880
um uh

1803
01:06:37,430 --> 01:06:35,039
by virgins in jars

1804
01:06:39,829 --> 01:06:37,440
no okay it's very expensive

1805
01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:39,839
and a cheap product but okay

1806
01:06:45,109 --> 01:06:41,920
so apparently uh schweppes has been

1807
01:06:46,710 --> 01:06:45,119
bottling it from malvern it since 1851

1808
01:06:48,470 --> 01:06:46,720
and then coca-cola bought schweppes so

1809
01:06:50,470 --> 01:06:48,480
it's bottled by coca-cola so god only

1810
01:06:52,069 --> 01:06:50,480
knows what it actually is anymore oh my

1811
01:06:54,549 --> 01:06:52,079
god okay

1812
01:06:56,309 --> 01:06:54,559
one interesting story

1813
01:06:57,270 --> 01:06:56,319
uh one last one let's do the haunted

1814
01:06:59,750 --> 01:06:57,280
house

1815
01:07:01,349 --> 01:06:59,760
so i gotta know

1816
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:01,359
not i don't think my house is haunted i

1817
01:07:05,589 --> 01:07:03,760
hope not

1818
01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:05,599
maybe i should invite that occult club

1819
01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:07,200
over from australia to determine if my

1820
01:07:10,470 --> 01:07:08,880
house is haunted they wouldn't know

1821
01:07:12,069 --> 01:07:10,480
another one that uh hermann found

1822
01:07:13,190 --> 01:07:12,079
somewhere and this is from motley fool

1823
01:07:15,349 --> 01:07:13,200
about investments and they're basically

1824
01:07:16,470 --> 01:07:15,359
saying from the standpoint of disclosure

1825
01:07:17,990 --> 01:07:16,480
when selling a house do you have to

1826
01:07:19,270 --> 01:07:18,000
disclose if you think your house is

1827
01:07:21,910 --> 01:07:19,280
haunted you have to disclose that when

1828
01:07:24,150 --> 01:07:21,920
selling it yeah yeah

1829
01:07:27,190 --> 01:07:24,160
uh headline here do you have to tell

1830
01:07:29,190 --> 01:07:27,200
potential buyers if you think your house

1831
01:07:30,789 --> 01:07:29,200
is haunted man i got mixed emotions

1832
01:07:32,789 --> 01:07:30,799
about this one yeah

1833
01:07:34,549 --> 01:07:32,799
well you have to disclose if there was a

1834
01:07:36,630 --> 01:07:34,559
murder or a suicide in your house i

1835
01:07:38,789 --> 01:07:36,640
believe at least in the united states

1836
01:07:40,470 --> 01:07:38,799
but whether or not those uh people

1837
01:07:42,150 --> 01:07:40,480
decide to stick around in the spirit

1838
01:07:44,230 --> 01:07:42,160
world on your property that's another

1839
01:07:46,549 --> 01:07:44,240
issue

1840
01:07:47,990 --> 01:07:46,559
uh so when you sell your home are you

1841
01:07:50,150 --> 01:07:48,000
are in the best position to know the

1842
01:07:51,750 --> 01:07:50,160
details about your property as a result

1843
01:07:53,589 --> 01:07:51,760
many states have laws requiring you to

1844
01:07:56,069 --> 01:07:53,599
disclose certain details about the house

1845
01:07:58,069 --> 01:07:56,079
you are selling specifically you'll

1846
01:08:00,230 --> 01:07:58,079
likely need to explain any material

1847
01:08:02,309 --> 01:08:00,240
defects so buyers can make an informed

1848
01:08:04,870 --> 01:08:02,319
choice about whether to make an offer

1849
01:08:06,390 --> 01:08:04,880
get a mortgage or pay you for your

1850
01:08:10,630 --> 01:08:06,400
property

1851
01:08:12,950 --> 01:08:10,640
uh there are certain known defects that

1852
01:08:15,349 --> 01:08:12,960
you're gener generally required to

1853
01:08:17,510 --> 01:08:15,359
report to potential buyers such as roof

1854
01:08:19,510 --> 01:08:17,520
leaks or problems with the foundation

1855
01:08:22,630 --> 01:08:19,520
but what about if you believe your house

1856
01:08:25,430 --> 01:08:22,640
is haunted because you have experience

1857
01:08:27,990 --> 01:08:25,440
evidence of paranormal activity is this

1858
01:08:30,229 --> 01:08:28,000
something you need to share

1859
01:08:31,829 --> 01:08:30,239
i'd be curious about this some people

1860
01:08:33,269 --> 01:08:31,839
list their house

1861
01:08:36,149 --> 01:08:33,279
uh this is not the story but some people

1862
01:08:38,709 --> 01:08:36,159
list their house as it is haunted in the

1863
01:08:40,470 --> 01:08:38,719
hopes that it will attract people

1864
01:08:41,829 --> 01:08:40,480
who want to buy a haunted house yeah i

1865
01:08:43,349 --> 01:08:41,839
think we we talked about that there was

1866
01:08:45,430 --> 01:08:43,359
like famously like the house that they

1867
01:08:47,269 --> 01:08:45,440
filmed the exorcist no the house there

1868
01:08:48,789 --> 01:08:47,279
yeah amityville i think

1869
01:08:50,550 --> 01:08:48,799
well there was one where the the

1870
01:08:52,390 --> 01:08:50,560
exorcist story was based on something

1871
01:08:54,309 --> 01:08:52,400
that happened in that house

1872
01:08:56,149 --> 01:08:54,319
and then even uh william friedkin went

1873
01:08:57,910 --> 01:08:56,159
there to like get information about it

1874
01:08:59,510 --> 01:08:57,920
before he made the exorcist or something

1875
01:09:01,829 --> 01:08:59,520
and then that house sold for a huge

1876
01:09:03,430 --> 01:09:01,839
amount because of the guys who owned it

1877
01:09:04,470 --> 01:09:03,440
so they so you're right you can lean

1878
01:09:05,349 --> 01:09:04,480
into that we covered that story a couple

1879
01:09:06,550 --> 01:09:05,359
of months ago well i mean you can

1880
01:09:09,669 --> 01:09:06,560
definitely lean into the haunted house

1881
01:09:10,470 --> 01:09:09,679
thing it was famously uh

1882
01:09:16,149 --> 01:09:10,480
uh

1883
01:09:19,269 --> 01:09:16,159
by by crowley he bought it because he

1884
01:09:21,829 --> 01:09:19,279
wanted access to crowley's portal

1885
01:09:23,749 --> 01:09:21,839
and uh rephrase that please

1886
01:09:25,510 --> 01:09:23,759
his uh

1887
01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:25,520
spiritual

1888
01:09:30,149 --> 01:09:27,040
envelope

1889
01:09:31,189 --> 01:09:30,159
i would rephrase that yeah i don't know

1890
01:09:33,189 --> 01:09:31,199
uh

1891
01:09:35,189 --> 01:09:33,199
back to the story what are the rules

1892
01:09:36,870 --> 01:09:35,199
regarding a suspected haunted house

1893
01:09:38,550 --> 01:09:36,880
perhaps unsurprisingly most states do

1894
01:09:41,189 --> 01:09:38,560
not have laws in the books

1895
01:09:42,789 --> 01:09:41,199
that specify exactly whether a seller

1896
01:09:44,870 --> 01:09:42,799
must disclose whether property is

1897
01:09:46,630 --> 01:09:44,880
haunted however this issue has been

1898
01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:46,640
addressed in a limited number of

1899
01:09:51,189 --> 01:09:48,960
locations including new york new jersey

1900
01:09:52,870 --> 01:09:51,199
massachusetts and minnesota

1901
01:09:55,030 --> 01:09:52,880
in minnesota massachusetts the law

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01:09:56,149 --> 01:09:55,040
specifically indicates that paranormal

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01:09:58,149 --> 01:09:56,159
activity

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01:09:59,750 --> 01:09:58,159
does not have to be disclosed to

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01:10:02,229 --> 01:09:59,760
potential buyers

1906
01:10:04,630 --> 01:10:02,239
but in new york in new jersey there are

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01:10:06,950 --> 01:10:04,640
circumstances where this information

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01:10:09,430 --> 01:10:06,960
must be shared

1909
01:10:11,590 --> 01:10:09,440
uh in new jersey sellers are must be

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01:10:13,750 --> 01:10:11,600
truthful in reporting any ghostly

1911
01:10:17,350 --> 01:10:13,760
activity but only

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01:10:19,830 --> 01:10:17,360
if the possible buyer asks

1913
01:10:22,310 --> 01:10:19,840
so those home uh home buyers who are

1914
01:10:24,470 --> 01:10:22,320
concerned about getting unwanted

1915
01:10:25,590 --> 01:10:24,480
departed guests along with their new

1916
01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:25,600
mortgage

1917
01:10:30,630 --> 01:10:28,000
uh when buying the property should be

1918
01:10:33,750 --> 01:10:30,640
sure to inquire about whether there are

1919
01:10:35,350 --> 01:10:33,760
any ghosts on the premise

1920
01:10:37,510 --> 01:10:35,360
you're saying it's up to me as the buyer

1921
01:10:39,430 --> 01:10:37,520
to inquire buyer beware you got to ask

1922
01:10:43,510 --> 01:10:39,440
you got to ask all these questions

1923
01:10:46,950 --> 01:10:44,790
that wouldn't that be something though

1924
01:10:49,430 --> 01:10:46,960
if you bought a house the buyer said no

1925
01:10:51,430 --> 01:10:49,440
it's not haunted you move in it is

1926
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:51,440
poltergeist non-stop could you go back

1927
01:10:53,910 --> 01:10:52,800
and then sue

1928
01:10:55,270 --> 01:10:53,920
i think if they

1929
01:10:56,870 --> 01:10:55,280
if they said as you just did that it's

1930
01:10:58,950 --> 01:10:56,880
not haunted if they said it's not

1931
01:11:00,229 --> 01:10:58,960
haunted if they just never mention it

1932
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:00,239
that's where you can that's where you're

1933
01:11:05,590 --> 01:11:03,040
in a gray area there yeah i guess so

1934
01:11:07,510 --> 01:11:05,600
by the way the consensus is um crowley's

1935
01:11:10,070 --> 01:11:07,520
portal would be a good name for a

1936
01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:10,080
haunted gay bar

1937
01:11:13,270 --> 01:11:11,360
well i mean

1938
01:11:15,750 --> 01:11:13,280
it certainly uh would attract attention

1939
01:11:19,030 --> 01:11:15,760
that's for no no doubt about that

1940
01:11:21,189 --> 01:11:19,040
i i like i love this idea that like

1941
01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:21,199
you could you have to

1942
01:11:26,390 --> 01:11:24,400
like this is a disclosure on your house

1943
01:11:29,510 --> 01:11:26,400
so would you

1944
01:11:31,990 --> 01:11:29,520
be at an advantage if you were one of

1945
01:11:34,390 --> 01:11:32,000
these like home inspectors or you were

1946
01:11:37,350 --> 01:11:34,400
in charge of appraisals you know it's

1947
01:11:39,669 --> 01:11:37,360
like you said you had one ghost i see

1948
01:11:43,189 --> 01:11:39,679
four there's there's a lot of ghosts in

1949
01:11:46,070 --> 01:11:43,199
here way more than you indicated two

1950
01:11:48,630 --> 01:11:46,080
maybe four my my uh pke meter says

1951
01:11:50,470 --> 01:11:48,640
there's 5.6 ghosts in no no no no don't

1952
01:11:52,149 --> 01:11:50,480
believe the 5.6 i got a different

1953
01:11:54,630 --> 01:11:52,159
inspector on this he gave me a different

1954
01:11:56,470 --> 01:11:54,640
number what a second opinion what's all

1955
01:11:59,910 --> 01:11:56,480
in this house

1956
01:12:02,390 --> 01:11:59,920
a gorgon a zombie a vampire a werewolf a

1957
01:12:04,709 --> 01:12:02,400
chubacabra a bigfoot there's a lot of

1958
01:12:06,830 --> 01:12:04,719
things going on bigfoot

1959
01:12:09,669 --> 01:12:06,840
yeah so this house is great shape uh

1960
01:12:10,550 --> 01:12:09,679
1930s uh original post-modern uh by the

1961
01:12:12,470 --> 01:12:10,560
way there's a big foot in the house

1962
01:12:14,070 --> 01:12:12,480
somewhere uh it's original tile floors

1963
01:12:16,310 --> 01:12:14,080
original wood paneling like wait the

1964
01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:16,320
house comes with a bigfoot uh yeah you

1965
01:12:21,030 --> 01:12:18,719
leave your alone mostly

1966
01:12:22,709 --> 01:12:21,040
but yeah don't go the third floor

1967
01:12:25,350 --> 01:12:22,719
over we read that story in maryland

1968
01:12:27,990 --> 01:12:25,360
where you uh you brought where the

1969
01:12:30,950 --> 01:12:28,000
sellers uh said uh the house comes with

1970
01:12:32,149 --> 01:12:30,960
people squatting in the basement right

1971
01:12:34,550 --> 01:12:32,159
you're pretty sure there's a bear down

1972
01:12:36,630 --> 01:12:34,560
there this could have been a bear or a

1973
01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:36,640
team of bears and they didn't go down to

1974
01:12:40,310 --> 01:12:37,920
check

1975
01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:40,320
uh but in new york sellers who

1976
01:12:44,550 --> 01:12:42,560
perpetuate a home's reputation for being

1977
01:12:45,510 --> 01:12:44,560
haunted cannot turn around and sell a

1978
01:12:48,390 --> 01:12:45,520
property

1979
01:12:51,270 --> 01:12:48,400
to unsuspecting buyers or the court

1980
01:12:53,350 --> 01:12:51,280
court could rescind the sale of the home

1981
01:12:55,430 --> 01:12:53,360
so if you go around bragging to people i

1982
01:12:57,430 --> 01:12:55,440
got a haunted house i got ghouls and

1983
01:12:58,630 --> 01:12:57,440
goblins and then you go around trying to

1984
01:13:00,390 --> 01:12:58,640
sell house like nah there's nothing

1985
01:13:02,229 --> 01:13:00,400
going on like that then you're lying

1986
01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:02,239
you're being a two-faced paranormal son

1987
01:13:05,430 --> 01:13:03,760
of a [\h__\h] and the court's going to get

1988
01:13:06,870 --> 01:13:05,440
you on that yeah i'm sure i want to look

1989
01:13:08,470 --> 01:13:06,880
at that sentence again so in new york

1990
01:13:10,870 --> 01:13:08,480
sellers who perpetuate a home's

1991
01:13:13,590 --> 01:13:10,880
reputation for being okay so if you lean

1992
01:13:14,870 --> 01:13:13,600
in and try to sell it as a haunted house

1993
01:13:16,709 --> 01:13:14,880
i see

1994
01:13:18,709 --> 01:13:16,719
but then it says

1995
01:13:19,830 --> 01:13:18,719
but sell the property to unsuspecting

1996
01:13:21,350 --> 01:13:19,840
how would you how would it be

1997
01:13:23,030 --> 01:13:21,360
unsuspecting buyers if you're

1998
01:13:25,350 --> 01:13:23,040
perpetuating the reputation of it being

1999
01:13:26,950 --> 01:13:25,360
haunted out-of-towners people who are

2000
01:13:29,510 --> 01:13:26,960
out of town not familiar with your

2001
01:13:30,550 --> 01:13:29,520
reputation of harboring goblins on the

2002
01:13:32,709 --> 01:13:30,560
property

2003
01:13:36,149 --> 01:13:32,719
and they didn't ask

2004
01:13:37,189 --> 01:13:36,159
it's so legit that a legit bat

2005
01:13:39,110 --> 01:13:37,199
says

2006
01:13:40,310 --> 01:13:39,120
chupa squatter

2007
01:13:42,630 --> 01:13:40,320
squatter exactly that's what we're

2008
01:13:44,470 --> 01:13:42,640
dealing with in some of these places

2009
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:44,480
bigfoot

2010
01:13:49,990 --> 01:13:46,800
well this new york case is uh based on a

2011
01:13:53,030 --> 01:13:50,000
court ruling in 1991 when a family spoke

2012
01:13:55,669 --> 01:13:53,040
publicly about ghostly activity and then

2013
01:13:57,110 --> 01:13:55,679
subsequently sold their house to buyers

2014
01:13:59,750 --> 01:13:57,120
from out of town

2015
01:14:03,030 --> 01:13:59,760
who were unaware of his reputation it's

2016
01:14:03,990 --> 01:14:03,040
often referred to as the ghostbusters

2017
01:14:05,510 --> 01:14:04,000
case

2018
01:14:07,189 --> 01:14:05,520
well but that's them just like basically

2019
01:14:08,310 --> 01:14:07,199
not doing disclosures so that's yeah

2020
01:14:10,790 --> 01:14:08,320
you're selling a house that's got a

2021
01:14:12,229 --> 01:14:10,800
major roof leak or something yeah but at

2022
01:14:14,229 --> 01:14:12,239
the same time it does raise to your

2023
01:14:15,669 --> 01:14:14,239
question when you buy a house you hire a

2024
01:14:17,110 --> 01:14:15,679
home inspector to come through and give

2025
01:14:18,709 --> 01:14:17,120
it a check you know and see what's going

2026
01:14:20,390 --> 01:14:18,719
on and give you some heads up on things

2027
01:14:23,510 --> 01:14:20,400
do you also hire a paranormal

2028
01:14:26,149 --> 01:14:23,520
investigator or a medium yep yep you got

2029
01:14:28,709 --> 01:14:26,159
you oh no no no no no i think this is an

2030
01:14:31,590 --> 01:14:28,719
additional qualification

2031
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:31,600
right you say no no i'm not just like an

2032
01:14:37,030 --> 01:14:34,480
inspector i actually have the paranormal

2033
01:14:40,229 --> 01:14:37,040
certificate too yeah i'm not only a

2034
01:14:41,910 --> 01:14:40,239
mortgage broker i can bust these ghosts

2035
01:14:43,350 --> 01:14:41,920
also i have some divining rods in my

2036
01:14:45,430 --> 01:14:43,360
truck so i can find you water in your

2037
01:14:48,550 --> 01:14:45,440
living room yeah i get my mortgage and

2038
01:14:49,830 --> 01:14:48,560
my ghostbusting through chase

2039
01:14:52,229 --> 01:14:49,840
they wouldn't give us the mortgage until

2040
01:14:53,430 --> 01:14:52,239
they came in and bust all these ghosts

2041
01:14:55,189 --> 01:14:53,440
it was hard to get a mortgage for this

2042
01:14:58,229 --> 01:14:55,199
house but once those ghostbusters showed

2043
01:15:00,310 --> 01:14:58,239
up cleared that right up

2044
01:15:03,430 --> 01:15:00,320
uh it's fascinating well there's no set

2045
01:15:06,550 --> 01:15:03,440
law uh it varies from state to state and

2046
01:15:08,149 --> 01:15:06,560
apparently if you're concerned uh buy in

2047
01:15:09,510 --> 01:15:08,159
new york because

2048
01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:09,520
apparently you gotta disclose that stuff

2049
01:15:13,350 --> 01:15:11,600
there but some people i did find that

2050
01:15:16,310 --> 01:15:13,360
story from it was from last fall it was

2051
01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:16,320
october 9th 2021 when we talked about it

2052
01:15:21,110 --> 01:15:18,320
the uh says couple buys the haunted

2053
01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:21,120
house that inspired the exorcist

2054
01:15:24,310 --> 01:15:22,560
but when they bought it they didn't

2055
01:15:25,910 --> 01:15:24,320
realize why it was so cheap on the

2056
01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:25,920
market because it was a haunted so this

2057
01:15:30,630 --> 01:15:28,159
is a disclosure problem yeah

2058
01:15:33,990 --> 01:15:30,640
uh where is this this is in

2059
01:15:36,070 --> 01:15:34,000
um i'm curious it's in new york state

2060
01:15:38,709 --> 01:15:36,080
doesn't say thank you

2061
01:15:40,709 --> 01:15:38,719
good job i think it's maryland anyway so

2062
01:15:42,390 --> 01:15:40,719
these guys bought a house that inspired

2063
01:15:44,390 --> 01:15:42,400
the story of the exorcist decades

2064
01:15:46,790 --> 01:15:44,400
earlier obviously but they didn't

2065
01:15:49,430 --> 01:15:46,800
realize that it was a uh potentially a

2066
01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:49,440
haunted house

2067
01:15:54,149 --> 01:15:51,600
yeah i i don't know i don't know who to

2068
01:15:55,510 --> 01:15:54,159
blame on that one i mean

2069
01:15:57,910 --> 01:15:55,520
i'd blame them for not hiring a

2070
01:15:59,510 --> 01:15:57,920
ghostbuster before they bought the house

2071
01:16:02,310 --> 01:15:59,520
yeah you get home inspection now you

2072
01:16:04,550 --> 01:16:02,320
gotta get spiritual and inspection

2073
01:16:06,950 --> 01:16:04,560
paranormal invest it's just another bill

2074
01:16:09,990 --> 01:16:06,960
who needs this crap

2075
01:16:11,430 --> 01:16:10,000
all this [\h__\h] adds up

2076
01:16:12,950 --> 01:16:11,440
oh i guess if you can live with a

2077
01:16:15,430 --> 01:16:12,960
bigfoot in the attic

2078
01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:15,440
yeah save a bunch of money

2079
01:16:24,630 --> 01:16:20,709
well hey everyone thank you for hanging

2080
01:16:27,189 --> 01:16:24,640
out and being a part of the magic yes be

2081
01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:27,199
a part of the magic we'll be back on

2082
01:16:31,270 --> 01:16:28,960
wednesday

2083
01:16:33,830 --> 01:16:31,280
if you want to be a part of the magic go

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01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:33,840
to obdmpon.com there are various ways to

2085
01:16:37,990 --> 01:16:35,760
help support the show

2086
01:16:40,149 --> 01:16:38,000
interact on facebook joe's over there

2087
01:16:42,870 --> 01:16:40,159
posting up memes there's messages you

2088
01:16:45,030 --> 01:16:42,880
can send or over there on twitter i'm

2089
01:16:46,870 --> 01:16:45,040
posting up news stories over there and

2090
01:16:49,669 --> 01:16:46,880
and talking to people so thank you very

2091
01:16:52,470 --> 01:16:49,679
much we appreciate all the support

2092
01:16:53,510 --> 01:16:52,480
uh and uh yeah i guess if anybody is

2093
01:16:55,590 --> 01:16:53,520
going to

2094
01:16:57,990 --> 01:16:55,600
same show on thursday in columbus i'll

2095
01:16:59,990 --> 01:16:58,000
see you there sam tripoli of tin foil

2096
01:17:02,229 --> 01:17:00,000
hat is coming to columbus at the funny

2097
01:17:03,510 --> 01:17:02,239
bone i'm gonna go check them out on the

2098
01:17:05,750 --> 01:17:03,520
uh the

2099
01:17:07,110 --> 01:17:05,760
seven o'clock thursday show are you

2100
01:17:09,830 --> 01:17:07,120
gonna are you gonna bootleg record it

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01:17:12,950 --> 01:17:09,840
and then release it on uh um on patreon

2102
01:17:14,950 --> 01:17:12,960
i may i may take my recorder and uh see

2103
01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:14,960
if i can get some some good quality

2104
01:17:18,390 --> 01:17:16,480
sound samples

2105
01:17:19,669 --> 01:17:18,400
i wouldn't release it massively i'd

2106
01:17:20,870 --> 01:17:19,679
probably release like a clip here or

2107
01:17:23,590 --> 01:17:20,880
there but

2108
01:17:26,390 --> 01:17:23,600
you can reach them so why don't you ask

2109
01:17:28,310 --> 01:17:26,400
to get the audio off of the board

2110
01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:28,320
i might i'll say hey do you want a

2111
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:29,920
really really good recording i'll get

2112
01:17:32,870 --> 01:17:31,760
the the board audio and yeah maybe i'll

2113
01:17:33,510 --> 01:17:32,880
do that

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01:17:34,630 --> 01:17:33,520
you should

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01:17:37,830 --> 01:17:34,640
[Music]

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01:17:40,470 --> 01:17:37,840
i'm jealous he's not coming here

2117
01:17:41,669 --> 01:17:40,480
he's making uh like some people in our

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01:17:43,110 --> 01:17:41,679
discord

2119
01:17:44,950 --> 01:17:43,120
um

2120
01:17:46,470 --> 01:17:44,960
they went to go see i think giggs went

2121
01:17:48,709 --> 01:17:46,480
to go see him recently

2122
01:17:50,390 --> 01:17:48,719
and uh was sporting an ob game t-shirt

2123
01:17:52,149 --> 01:17:50,400
and they posted a picture of them with

2124
01:17:55,430 --> 01:17:52,159
uh sam so he's making the making the

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01:18:00,310 --> 01:17:58,550
and mike mentioned uh joining in to

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01:18:02,470 --> 01:18:00,320
facebook and everything but the discord

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01:18:03,750 --> 01:18:02,480
is where it's at and oh yeah support us

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on patreon

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that's how you get in there and we have

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all kinds of uh

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channels

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01:18:12,709 --> 01:18:10,960
it's a lot of fun

2133
01:18:15,270 --> 01:18:12,719
there's a lot of different information

2134
01:18:17,990 --> 01:18:15,280
in there memes music

2135
01:18:19,830 --> 01:18:18,000
news stories about all the monkey pox

2136
01:18:23,669 --> 01:18:19,840
and the kung flu and all this other

2137
01:18:27,110 --> 01:18:23,679
stuff oh my god the monkey pox

2138
01:18:30,390 --> 01:18:27,120
my god the monkey pops

2139
01:18:32,229 --> 01:18:30,400
i think i have it look at this [\h__\h]

2140
01:18:34,470 --> 01:18:32,239
there's some [\h__\h] on there

2141
01:18:36,630 --> 01:18:34,480
people watching you can see

2142
01:18:38,229 --> 01:18:36,640
don't get close to me the monkey box

2143
01:18:39,590 --> 01:18:38,239
there we go

2144
01:18:41,030 --> 01:18:39,600
all right thank you crashers thank you

2145
01:18:43,669 --> 01:18:41,040
joe we'll talk to everyone next time

2146
01:18:45,750 --> 01:18:43,679
shop lagoo

2147
01:18:47,669 --> 01:18:45,760
keep watching for haunted houses

2148
01:18:48,790 --> 01:18:47,679
my dad's [\h__\h] is a lot bigger than mine

2149
01:18:50,229 --> 01:18:48,800
i'm the type of guy when even when

2150
01:18:51,910 --> 01:18:50,239
there's guys in the big bathroom i kind

2151
01:18:54,229 --> 01:18:51,920
of like well i'll just wait till i get

2152
01:18:55,750 --> 01:18:54,239
home i don't like you know i i i i mean

2153
01:18:57,830 --> 01:18:55,760
the man's going all right monsters

2154
01:18:59,189 --> 01:18:57,840
little blue father [\h__\h]

2155
01:19:10,950 --> 01:18:59,199
man that's the only way i can describe

2156
01:19:14,630 --> 01:19:13,189
that's about all

2157
01:19:18,709 --> 01:19:14,640
till next time

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01:19:23,030 --> 01:19:20,950
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at our big dumb month gmail.com check

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